BEGO Funny Status Messages

   Some girls put more effort into naming their Facebook photo albums than I put into my life.

   where did all these feelings come from and where can I put them

   Most girls will spend Valentine's day alone because their boyfriends will be with their wives

   Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7.

   Everyone grows old but not everyone grows up.

   Parents have no idea what it's like to be a teenager in our generation…

   Explaining to a woman why she's wrong is the most difficult thing in the world.

   If Adele, The Weeknd, Drake, and Frank Ocean made an album together. Everyone would be in their deepest feelings.

   When I see "sent from my iphone" I read it as "i'm on the toilet"

   Its funny how when I feel my phone vibrate I'll get up to read the text but when my alarm clock goes off in the morning I push snooze like 12 times.

   Yeah, I'm F.I.N.E., (F)alling apart, (I)nsecure, (N)eeding help, (E)verything's wrong.

   Sorry about last night texts. My phone was drunk.

   50 Shades of Grey is stupid. They made the movie before the book. It's called porn... and thanks to the internet, it's free.

   I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday

   Sometimes you have to dream in the middle of a nightmare.

   Why are girls with boyfriends always way more flirty than girls who are single?

   Being in a relationship is not about kissing, dates or showing off. It's about being with the person who makes you happy.

   Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

   Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life

   What to do when you're wrong: a) admit you're wrong, b) make adjustments, c) move along.