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I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
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06-07-2010 21:26 by BEGO
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So let me get this straight. A woman who has fake hair, nails, eyelashes, breasts, lips, buttocks, as well as a fake tan also has the nerve to ask for a real man?
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12-11-2012 21:46 by BEGO
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Hitting the LIKE button on your own Facebook status is like sending a text message to yourself then replying.
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06-06-2011 21:27 by BEGO
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I need an app on my phone to connect to the morons Bluetooth driving next to me so I can fart in his ear.
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03-12-2011 23:59 by BEGO
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Replying to a text with "k" not only shows that you're an a**hole, but also shows your a lazy f**k that abbreviates a two letter word.
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09-04-2011 22:55 by BEGO
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Ladies: imagine a man who’s rich, handsome, listens well and loves you for who you are. Now keep imagining him, because he’s only imaginary.
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01-25-2013 21:09 by BEGO
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Fri(end) Girlfri(end) Boyfri(end) Br(forever)o
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02-07-2014 21:49 by BEGO
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Rock bottom = Putting saved Taco Bell hot sauce packets on food that is not from Taco Bell.
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05-10-2012 21:14 by BEGO
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I don't care how old you are, When you see a balloon about to hit the floor, you dive too stop that sh*t.
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03-26-2012 21:11 by BEGO
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You're like a Password. Hard to figure out, but I always want to keep trying.
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04-14-2012 23:04 by BEGO
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My relationship status is like my iPad... I don't have an iPad
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12-16-2011 21:53 by BEGO
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A woman will watch the game with you. The perfect woman will watch it on top of you.
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06-26-2012 22:46 by BEGO
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Only a few more days until those “yo, 2012 is about to be my year” status updates..
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12-27-2011 21:24 by BEGO
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Sleep with a girl with a spray tan? No thanks. I'll just stick my d$ck into a bag of Cheetos.
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05-30-2012 21:50 by BEGO
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OK, I'm getting out of bed in 10 seconds. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,9,9,9,9,9
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02-24-2012 22:59 by BEGO
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FACT: If you don't own a suit, you get to stay in your twenties forever.
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04-28-2011 14:32 by BEGO
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Waiting for someone to tell you they love you is like listening for windchimes in a hurricane.
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07-05-2011 22:20 by BEGO
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If your roommate never walked in on you naked, you're not naked near enough.
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08-29-2012 22:26 by BEGO
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Every Thursday night I go out, forgetting about last Friday morning.
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12-06-2012 20:58 by BEGO
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They should change wording on “check engine” light to “this shit's gonna cost ya
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10-14-2012 01:32 by BEGO
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