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Lies usually spread faster than the truth because there are always damn more of them.
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08-05-2011 23:14 by BEGO
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Money doesn't bring happiness although… shopping does!
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05-10-2011 22:16 by BEGO
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Don't be in a relationship if you're going to act single...
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06-22-2012 22:54 by BEGO
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it rude to throw a breath mint in someone's mouth while they are talking?
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10-14-2011 21:01 by BEGO
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My six year old nephew told me to peel off my skin because, "They say you look prettier on the inside."
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11-09-2011 20:45 by BEGO
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People always mean 50% of what they say when they are joking. "You are 200% idiot!" Don't get angry, I was joking!
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08-12-2010 22:38 by BEGO
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Guys be quiet I'm calling my mom!..... person in background: "PASS THE WEED!"
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12-30-2012 21:15 by BEGO
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If Facebook ever shut down, you'd see people aimlessly walking round streets, scribbling on walls, poking each other, searching for their friends, thumbs-upping and commenting at everything they see and damn tagging one another.
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11-19-2011 23:34 by BEGO
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Friday Night Pick Up Line: Either stop being so attractive or make out with me, it is your choice.
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04-19-2013 21:25 by BEGO
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If gas gets any more expensive I’ll have to file for tankruptcy!
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03-15-2013 21:20 by BEGO
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FML #18402392Today, due to "severe cuts to the budget" at work, I had to stir my coffee with a paper clip.
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12-06-2011 14:40 by BEGO
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What I do when I'm hungry: ( ) get up and get food (x) moan like a dying whale until someone feeds me
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04-27-2012 21:07 by BEGO
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I wish Monday was a figment of my imagination.
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05-14-2012 21:16 by BEGO
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A Life ?! Where can I download one of those?
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06-26-2012 22:59 by BEGO
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You say “YOLO”, I say “YADA”. You’re A Dumb As%.
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02-28-2014 21:14 by BEGO
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I'm a lover of music and music has never betrayed me.
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03-22-2014 12:07 by BEGO
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There aren't female werewolves because it would be unfair if they turned into crazed man-eating creatures of the night twice a month.
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11-15-2013 22:18 by BEGO
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Hey Facebook Friends, what's the best gym to pretend that you go to?
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10-04-2011 17:42 by BEGO
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Cougars: The younger women may have the energy, but they have the experience.
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09-18-2012 20:48 by BEGO
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Monday isn't so bad if you lube up.
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05-21-2012 22:03 by BEGO
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