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   messageicon Lies usually spread faster than the truth because there are always damn more of them.
←Rate | 08-05-2011 23:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Money doesn't bring happiness although… shopping does!
←Rate | 05-10-2011 22:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't be in a relationship if you're going to act single...
←Rate | 06-22-2012 22:54 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon it rude to throw a breath mint in someone's mouth while they are talking?
←Rate | 10-14-2011 21:01 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My six year old nephew told me to peel off my skin because, "They say you look prettier on the inside."
←Rate | 11-09-2011 20:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon People always mean 50% of what they say when they are joking. "You are 200% idiot!" Don't get angry, I was joking!
←Rate | 08-12-2010 22:38 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guys be quiet I'm calling my mom!..... person in background: "PASS THE WEED!"
←Rate | 12-30-2012 21:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Facebook ever shut down, you'd see people aimlessly walking round streets, scribbling on walls, poking each other, searching for their friends, thumbs-upping and commenting at everything they see and damn tagging one another.
←Rate | 11-19-2011 23:34 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friday Night Pick Up Line: Either stop being so attractive or make out with me, it is your choice.
←Rate | 04-19-2013 21:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If gas gets any more expensive I’ll have to file for tankruptcy!
←Rate | 03-15-2013 21:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon FML #18402392Today, due to "severe cuts to the budget" at work, I had to stir my coffee with a paper clip.
←Rate | 12-06-2011 14:40 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon What I do when I'm hungry: ( ) get up and get food (x) moan like a dying whale until someone feeds me
←Rate | 04-27-2012 21:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish Monday was a figment of my imagination.
←Rate | 05-14-2012 21:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A Life ?! Where can I download one of those?
←Rate | 06-26-2012 22:59 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You say “YOLO”, I say “YADA”. You’re A Dumb As%.
←Rate | 02-28-2014 21:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm a lover of music and music has never betrayed me.
←Rate | 03-22-2014 12:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon There aren't female werewolves because it would be unfair if they turned into crazed man-eating creatures of the night twice a month.
←Rate | 11-15-2013 22:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Facebook Friends, what's the best gym to pretend that you go to?
←Rate | 10-04-2011 17:42 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cougars: The younger women may have the energy, but they have the experience.
←Rate | 09-18-2012 20:48 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Monday isn't so bad if you lube up.
←Rate | 05-21-2012 22:03 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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