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   messageicon A slut is fun in everyone's bed. A good girlfriend is only a slut in yours.
←Rate | 06-06-2012 22:04 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are talking behind my back you are in a great position to kiss my a@s
←Rate | 05-28-2011 00:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The first rule of relationships: You don't find out why someone was available until it's too late.
←Rate | 07-05-2012 21:57 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Those girls, fake hair color, fake nails, fake tan, fake eye lashes.. and yet they wonder why they can't find a "real" man
←Rate | 12-03-2011 22:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon "She's so ugly, how does she have a boyfriend?"... Maybe she has an amazing personality and her boyfriend isn't a judgemental c%nt like you.
←Rate | 03-30-2014 21:18 by BEGO Comments (2)  


   messageicon Hey can I borrow a pencil? "Yeah but it doesn't have an eraser" "Life doesn't have an eraser" "That was deep man.."
←Rate | 05-10-2012 21:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I Liked your Status and now 25 notifications later........I'm hating me for Liking your status!
←Rate | 04-19-2011 21:34 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's always a wild side to an innocent face.
←Rate | 06-23-2012 22:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I started my own Chip Company, I'd fill the bags to the top!
←Rate | 05-22-2012 21:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today, I found out that due to the fact that I got divorced, the insurance for my car is going up. A year after she took everything, she is still costing me money.
←Rate | 01-29-2012 22:41 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Me: So, you like bad boys? Girl: Oh Yeah! Me: Well, I'm not to impress you or anything but at Walmart I enter through the exit door.
←Rate | 03-29-2012 20:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfriend just texted me saying, "I want you to get me all wet when I get home ;)" So I got 15 water balloons ready.
←Rate | 06-14-2012 22:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's amazing the places I travel to when I'm talking on the phone.
←Rate | 04-26-2012 21:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If our olympic athletes really eat McDonalds… We're screwed.
←Rate | 08-01-2012 22:05 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't you wish some damn people could be like money, so you could hold them up to the sun and see which ones are fake and who are real.
←Rate | 11-10-2012 22:43 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember laughing at Michael Jackson wearing mask and gloves. Now you all out here looking like you wanna be starting something.
←Rate | 03-25-2020 21:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you didn't have my number before you broke, lost, or got a new phone, don't invite me to your "new phone need numbers" group on Facebook. You just make me feel like a jerk when I ignore it
←Rate | 05-04-2011 15:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your breath smells so bad, I don't know whether to give you a tic tac or toilet paper…
←Rate | 12-16-2011 15:03 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I'm bored I like to put on a grim reaper costume and stand across the street from the nursing home and wave at the old folks...
←Rate | 04-16-2012 21:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon now currently accepting resumes for a Full and/or Part time girlfriend. All applicants may apply within. You will be contacted with a call back if you meet the appropriate requirements. Please send you # at FB mail. Thank you
←Rate | 06-16-2010 21:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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