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A slut is fun in everyone's bed. A good girlfriend is only a slut in yours.
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06-06-2012 22:04 by BEGO
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If you are talking behind my back you are in a great position to kiss my a@s
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05-28-2011 00:00 by BEGO
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The first rule of relationships: You don't find out why someone was available until it's too late.
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07-05-2012 21:57 by BEGO
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Those girls, fake hair color, fake nails, fake tan, fake eye lashes.. and yet they wonder why they can't find a "real" man
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12-03-2011 22:07 by BEGO
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"She's so ugly, how does she have a boyfriend?"... Maybe she has an amazing personality and her boyfriend isn't a judgemental c%nt like you.
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03-30-2014 21:18 by BEGO
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Hey can I borrow a pencil? "Yeah but it doesn't have an eraser" "Life doesn't have an eraser" "That was deep man.."
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05-10-2012 21:16 by BEGO
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I Liked your Status and now 25 notifications later........I'm hating me for Liking your status!
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04-19-2011 21:34 by BEGO
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There's always a wild side to an innocent face.
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06-23-2012 22:18 by BEGO
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If I started my own Chip Company, I'd fill the bags to the top!
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05-22-2012 21:15 by BEGO
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Today, I found out that due to the fact that I got divorced, the insurance for my car is going up. A year after she took everything, she is still costing me money.
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01-29-2012 22:41 by BEGO
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Me: So, you like bad boys? Girl: Oh Yeah! Me: Well, I'm not to impress you or anything but at Walmart I enter through the exit door.
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03-29-2012 20:33 by BEGO
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My girlfriend just texted me saying, "I want you to get me all wet when I get home ;)" So I got 15 water balloons ready.
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06-14-2012 22:13 by BEGO
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It's amazing the places I travel to when I'm talking on the phone.
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04-26-2012 21:44 by BEGO
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If our olympic athletes really eat McDonalds… We're screwed.
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08-01-2012 22:05 by BEGO
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Don't you wish some damn people could be like money, so you could hold them up to the sun and see which ones are fake and who are real.
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11-10-2012 22:43 by BEGO
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Remember laughing at Michael Jackson wearing mask and gloves. Now you all out here looking like you wanna be starting something.
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03-25-2020 21:13 by BEGO
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If you didn't have my number before you broke, lost, or got a new phone, don't invite me to your "new phone need numbers" group on Facebook. You just make me feel like a jerk when I ignore it
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05-04-2011 15:27 by BEGO
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Your breath smells so bad, I don't know whether to give you a tic tac or toilet paper…
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12-16-2011 15:03 by BEGO
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When I'm bored I like to put on a grim reaper costume and stand across the street from the nursing home and wave at the old folks...
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04-16-2012 21:35 by BEGO
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now currently accepting resumes for a Full and/or Part time girlfriend. All applicants may apply within. You will be contacted with a call back if you meet the appropriate requirements. Please send you # at FB mail. Thank you
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06-16-2010 21:07 by BEGO
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