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   messageicon Most stress is caused by three things: family, money, and family with no money.
←Rate | 08-30-2014 23:04 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Im not bothered if someone likes me or Not. Even Angels are hated by Demons.
←Rate | 03-22-2014 03:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon there a national do-not-call list for friends and family yet?
←Rate | 08-02-2011 21:40 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I woke up hungover to the sound of my neighbour mowing the lawn. I figured he just have to mow aound me, I'm not moving.
←Rate | 07-26-2013 23:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Most relationships fail not because the absence of love, but because girls love to much and guys love to many.
←Rate | 12-29-2011 18:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon YOLO backwards is OLOY, "Only Losers Obey Yolo"
←Rate | 08-02-2012 22:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are someone who insists on talking on the phone rather than texting, I’m sorry but, we can’t be friends
←Rate | 10-17-2013 21:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon U know that Happiness is a cop car turning his lights on behind you and immediately going past you.
←Rate | 11-26-2011 22:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've never smoked Hookah, but I've been told it tastes exactly like not getting laid.
←Rate | 06-09-2012 22:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sarcasm : Because beating the s$it out of people is illegal.
←Rate | 07-08-2012 22:49 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish there was a rewind button in life.
←Rate | 08-26-2012 23:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bi&ches Be Like Wake up *pic* Get dressed *pic* School Flow *pic* Bored *pic* With Bae *pic* No Filter *pic* Goodnight *pic* Goodnight *pic*
←Rate | 06-21-2013 21:26 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook = Heavily populated city. Twitter = Just a vacation spot. Myspace = A ghost town.
←Rate | 09-11-2011 23:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lebron: I'm proposing to my girl. Kobe: with what?
←Rate | 04-20-2012 21:31 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I delete an app on my iPhone, the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed.
←Rate | 07-11-2011 12:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Im still waiting for customer service but Ive exhausted all my dance moves to their hold music, now damn what?
←Rate | 07-26-2011 22:50 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon Remember when you blow back up the Capri Sun pouches and try to give them to your friend hoping that they will think it's full?
←Rate | 06-01-2012 21:37 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When your foot falls asleep, that's God's way of saying... "Move, your lazy a$s!"
←Rate | 04-25-2012 21:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who needs soap operas, talk shows, reality tv, newspapers, and books when there is Facebook!
←Rate | 07-01-2011 23:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook:........-Log on -Check notifications -Poke everyone back -Go on homepage -Do the happy birthday ritual -Go back to homepage -Change from Top news to Most recent -Have a little scroll down -Like a couple of pages -Youre damn bored already...
←Rate | 07-25-2011 21:57 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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