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   messageicon People who complain on Yelp, It was one meal out of your entire life. Calm down.
←Rate | 12-03-2012 22:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A psychology study suggests that when you are single, all you see are happy couples, When you are committed, you see happy singles.
←Rate | 10-19-2013 00:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some guys think all they have to do is try hard to get a girl, but what they don't know is the most important part is keeping her
←Rate | 04-28-2011 22:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The person who says he trusts no one should include himself.
←Rate | 04-29-2011 22:38 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Half of life is screwing up…the other half is dealing with it.
←Rate | 03-01-2013 21:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Parents say alcohol is your enemy, God says love your enemy.......
←Rate | 10-03-2010 21:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The turkey that President Obama will pardon this Thanksgiving is from California. The turkey said, “I don't need a pardon. I need a job.
←Rate | 11-24-2011 15:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The f***ing thing I f***ing like the most in the f***ing english language is that you can f***ing put the f***ing word "f***ing" every f***ing place you f***ing want.
←Rate | 01-12-2012 21:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Theres a special place in hell reserved fo the guy that decided what time McDonalds beakfast ends..
←Rate | 11-02-2013 23:17 by BEGO Comments (2)  


   messageicon It makes me sad when people say they married their best friend, mainly cuz marriage between a man & beer will never be legal.
←Rate | 04-28-2012 22:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best friendships are built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, and inappropriateness.
←Rate | 11-15-2013 22:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My favorite machine at the gym is the exit door.
←Rate | 04-03-2012 21:32 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Have you ever noticed that the only people who wear jogging suits are well over 200 pounds and obviously never jog — unless a buffet is in sight?
←Rate | 05-29-2011 23:21 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fat chick posts a picture on Facebook* "Fresh out the shower (; " Me: "You spelled ocean wrong."
←Rate | 06-25-2012 22:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't be mad when someone else starts to appreciate the person you took for granted. What you won't do, someone else will .
←Rate | 06-14-2012 22:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Spent 45 mins having a stare off with this arrogant prick two tables down at Lunch. Then he got up and grabbed his blind person cane. S$it.
←Rate | 05-24-2012 20:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If my love, honesty, and loyalty aren't good enough for you...the guy in line behind you would love for you to move on.
←Rate | 05-28-2012 21:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today, my recently ex-girlfriend's mother called me regarding her baby girl, saying, "If you mess with the chicklet, you mess with the momma hen." I have no idea what the hell this means for my future, but I'm a bit scared.
←Rate | 11-07-2011 23:37 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Girls are like drugs, they make you feel soo good, but then they end up hurting you and you still want more.
←Rate | 07-26-2010 22:38 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be who you are, not who others try to make you
←Rate | 05-30-2010 23:39 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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