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   messageicon Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only...
←Rate | 04-02-2012 22:54 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon No one ever gets tired of loving. They just get tired of waiting, assuming, hearing lies, saying sorry & hurting.
←Rate | 11-02-2011 21:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever notice how men insult each other and don't really mean it and women compliment each other and don't really mean it?
←Rate | 05-27-2012 21:57 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon That annoying moment when a package says "easy open" and you need scissors, a knife, a gun, and a life saber to open it...
←Rate | 08-01-2012 21:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Since I'm now single, if I broke my hand could I put "it's complicated" as my relationship status?
←Rate | 05-31-2010 23:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Single.. because my ex was such a loser..
←Rate | 12-27-2011 17:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll never forget from my EX last words: "Are you sure I don't need a parachute?"
←Rate | 06-19-2011 21:11 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love is like a soccer ball, everybody runs to have that ball, and when they have it they kick it away..
←Rate | 06-23-2010 15:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pretending to care about what the birthday card says, but you really just want the money.
←Rate | 07-12-2011 22:08 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I believe in love at first sight because… I’ve loved my mum since I opened my eyes!
←Rate | 04-19-2013 21:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls with tattoos on your boobs, Why? We’re already looking at them.
←Rate | 05-12-2015 22:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women have a more subtle instinct; what they like to be is a man's last romance.
←Rate | 03-06-2011 22:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 23:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Screw love? No, screw the person who made you think that way.
←Rate | 07-19-2012 22:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I catch my Daughter making a Twerk video with her Leapfrog video camera, imma Beat my DNA out of her!
←Rate | 04-19-2013 21:30 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just burned 600 Calories working out to these Insanity Commercials.. I don't even need to buy the DVD's.
←Rate | 04-19-2013 21:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The person with the longest text message response time has the upper hand in the relationship.
←Rate | 01-25-2013 21:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hollister should offer complimentary gas masks and ear plugs when you walk in the store
←Rate | 10-11-2012 22:34 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon If you're 13 & under & have a Twitter, that's cheating. You have to start from Myspace ---> Facebook ---> Twitter. Just like everybody else.
←Rate | 11-24-2012 22:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My back is not a voicemail, say it to my face.
←Rate | 11-25-2012 21:30 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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