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   messageicon Why are pure Vegetarian Women silent during SEX.? Ans: They are in a state of Shock that a piece of Meat can give so much Pleasure.
←Rate | 01-10-2012 21:04 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don’t care what people think of me… At least mosquitoes find me attractive.
←Rate | 08-04-2013 21:42 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I die I'm gonna become a ghost & watch attractive people shower.
←Rate | 05-01-2012 21:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was a kid, I used to close the fridge door slowly just to see when the light turned off.
←Rate | 03-27-2012 21:56 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know what's more annoying than cops? People who buy old refurbished cop cars and keep the spotlight attached. We all hate you.
←Rate | 11-21-2012 21:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If it's free, it's advice; If you pay for it, it's counseling; If you can use either one, it's a miracle !
←Rate | 04-05-2011 18:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Favorite alcoholic beverage??? ...the one that has the alcohol in it...
←Rate | 06-21-2012 21:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon That gangsta feeling when you rap your favorite song without messing up.
←Rate | 07-02-2012 22:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry hun, but unlike you, I’m not a doorknob where everyone gets a turn. I’m more of a casino where only the lucky ones hit the jackpot.
←Rate | 03-15-2013 21:19 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Millionaires, if you don't have a bookshelf that spins into another room, give me your money because you're spending it wrong.
←Rate | 10-24-2011 21:19 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon We all have that one friend with the hot sister everyone wants to get with.
←Rate | 06-25-2012 22:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you wake me up by turning on all the lights, there’s a 100% chance that I’ve already started planning 10 different ways to kill you
←Rate | 11-15-2013 22:28 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I do 5 sit-ups every morning/afternoon. That may not sound like much, but there is only so many times that you can hit the snooze button, before the clock gives up..
←Rate | 03-23-2012 22:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Since Facebook shows everyone when you like or comment to someone's pic. Wouldnt it be fair if it did the same when you remove someone? and the reason Why?
←Rate | 11-15-2011 21:49 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A little thumb-dance when you don't know how to reply to a text
←Rate | 06-10-2012 22:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pure laziness = when your computer asks you "the file asfslkddjf already exist, would you like to replace it?"
←Rate | 06-11-2012 22:03 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just saw a K9 sheriff car with a bumper sticker that said got dope?
←Rate | 02-28-2014 21:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You say you hate him but you constantly think of him, re-read his messages & check his FB profile.
←Rate | 07-31-2011 22:59 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs… since the payment is pure love.
←Rate | 05-08-2011 22:53 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have come to the conclusion that dryer lint is the cremated remains of all my missing socks.
←Rate | 06-27-2012 22:05 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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