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   messageicon if you can just walk away like nothing happened then it never mattered to you in the first place  
←Rate | 02-17-2012 22:41 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A friend knows there's something wrong by the way you act but a best friend can tell through just a text message
←Rate | 04-05-2011 12:39 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My doctor is a weight loss expert. He removes the fat from my wallet.
←Rate | 08-31-2011 15:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Santa saw your Facebook pictures. …You're getting clothes and a Bible for Christmas
←Rate | 12-11-2012 21:42 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Giving your friend “the look” when you see someone attractive.
←Rate | 12-21-2011 21:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Teacher: You failed the test! Me: You failed to educate me.
←Rate | 09-04-2011 23:05 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mirror: You look amazing. Camera: I don't think so... Friends: Hey you, someone looks beautiful! Self-esteem: You're ugly.
←Rate | 09-28-2011 22:36 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kids today will never understand the feeling of slamming a phone shut after an argument. All they can do is just poke at a screen.
←Rate | 06-21-2013 21:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon No, I'm not single. I am in a long distance relationship because my girlfriend lives in the future.
←Rate | 12-21-2011 21:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon i swear; when people are in love they are never themselves, they are something else....
←Rate | 08-23-2013 23:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here, let me tell you about a ton of opinionated bull$hit that's not actually news" - Every major news Channe
←Rate | 05-01-2012 21:39 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Most alcoholic beverages contain all 13 minerals necessary to sustain human life. Drink to your health!
←Rate | 05-11-2012 21:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon This lady on the highway is driving like a maniac & she has kids in the car. Lady I'm not following you. I want to watch Ice Age too.
←Rate | 05-21-2012 21:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you had a good night when you wake up with one less friend and one new useless Ebay purchase.
←Rate | 05-24-2012 20:59 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey homeless guy, quick tip: don’t panhandle outside the 99 Cent Store, we’re not that far from you.
←Rate | 08-04-2013 21:43 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Its Not on the first Search Page of Google, It doesn't Exist .
←Rate | 01-07-2012 22:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon 11 year olds today: "Omg I love smokin pot. I get like so drunk. Yolo!" Me when I was 11: "I can't wait to go home and play Club Penguin!
←Rate | 08-16-2012 21:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's kinda funny how in 2010 and 2011 people were freaking out about 2012. Now it's 2 months from December and no one gives a crap
←Rate | 10-06-2012 02:01 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon 7 billion people, 14 billion faces.
←Rate | 08-23-2013 23:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bibles arent allowed in schools anymore but are encouraged in prisons. If kids were allowed to read it at school, they may not end up in pison.
←Rate | 07-27-2013 23:40 by BEGO Comments (4)  




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