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if you can just walk away like nothing happened then it never mattered to you in the first place
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02-17-2012 22:41 by
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A friend knows there's something wrong by the way you act but a best friend can tell through just a text message
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04-05-2011 12:39 by
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My doctor is a weight loss expert. He removes the fat from my wallet.
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08-31-2011 15:12 by
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Santa saw your Facebook pictures. …You're getting clothes and a Bible for Christmas
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12-11-2012 21:42 by
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Giving your friend “the look” when you see someone attractive.
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12-21-2011 21:17 by
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Teacher: You failed the test! Me: You failed to educate me.
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09-04-2011 23:05 by
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Mirror: You look amazing. Camera: I don't think so... Friends: Hey you, someone looks beautiful! Self-esteem: You're ugly.
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09-28-2011 22:36 by
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Kids today will never understand the feeling of slamming a phone shut after an argument. All they can do is just poke at a screen.
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06-21-2013 21:27 by
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No, I'm not single. I am in a long distance relationship because my girlfriend lives in the future.
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12-21-2011 21:45 by
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i swear; when people are in love they are never themselves, they are something else....
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08-23-2013 23:12 by
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Here, let me tell you about a ton of opinionated bull$hit that's not actually news" - Every major news Channe
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05-01-2012 21:39 by
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Most alcoholic beverages contain all 13 minerals necessary to sustain human life. Drink to your health!
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05-11-2012 21:14 by
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This lady on the highway is driving like a maniac & she has kids in the car. Lady I'm not following you. I want to watch Ice Age too.
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05-21-2012 21:58 by
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You know you had a good night when you wake up with one less friend and one new useless Ebay purchase.
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05-24-2012 20:59 by
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Hey homeless guy, quick tip: don’t panhandle outside the 99 Cent Store, we’re not that far from you.
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08-04-2013 21:43 by
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If Its Not on the first Search Page of Google, It doesn't Exist .
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01-07-2012 22:15 by
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11 year olds today: "Omg I love smokin pot. I get like so drunk. Yolo!" Me when I was 11: "I can't wait to go home and play Club Penguin!
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08-16-2012 21:58 by
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It's kinda funny how in 2010 and 2011 people were freaking out about 2012. Now it's 2 months from December and no one gives a crap
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10-06-2012 02:01 by
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7 billion people, 14 billion faces.
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08-23-2013 23:15 by
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Bibles arent allowed in schools anymore but are encouraged in prisons. If kids were allowed to read it at school, they may not end up in pison.
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07-27-2013 23:40 by
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