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I want to hold hands and waste friday nights with you while we both getting wasted.
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06-15-2012 15:15 by BEGO
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High School Spanish class taught me just enough to engage Spanish-speaking people in the worst conversation they've ever had.
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06-20-2012 21:57 by BEGO
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There's no better feeling than proving someone wrong.
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07-31-2012 22:26 by BEGO
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"Just because you can't dance, doesn't mean you shouldn't dance" -Alcohol
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04-12-2013 21:13 by BEGO
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A relationship where you can act like complete idiots together is the sweetest thing ever.
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11-02-2012 22:13 by BEGO
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Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children
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07-18-2010 22:40 by BEGO
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Big Sunglasses: An ugly chick's best friend.
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04-25-2012 21:16 by BEGO
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My middle finger gets horny every time it sees you.
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09-09-2012 22:16 by BEGO
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I'd like a $5 dollar footlong"....."That'll be 7.05"....."Bi$ch what??
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05-17-2012 21:13 by BEGO
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Today's Joke! A Girl said …….. TRUST ME
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11-10-2012 22:49 by BEGO
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If someday we all go to prison for downloading music, I can only hope that they split us up by music genre.
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04-04-2012 20:20 by BEGO
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I want to quit drinking, but my momma didn't raise a quitter!
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05-26-2012 23:19 by BEGO
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… Everytime I see a mattress on top of a car I think it's a prostitute making house calls …
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03-08-2011 19:24 by BEGO
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Wait, did Peyton Manning get traded to the Broncos or the Falcons?
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09-17-2012 21:03 by BEGO
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Google: "I have everything!" Facebook: "I know everybody!" Internet:"Without me, you all are nothing." Electricity: "Keep talking, bitc$es."
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03-18-2012 22:51 by BEGO
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Treat your woman like you treat your smartphone: touch her often, stare at her, and make her the most important thing in your life.
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03-15-2013 21:17 by BEGO
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Girls, it's not pretty being easy.
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11-04-2012 21:19 by BEGO
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Hey people who like to start conversations with complete strangers, knock that s$it off.
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07-19-2012 22:08 by BEGO
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Apparently the “stop” button on Internet Explorer means “stop and also show me a blank useless screen regardless of what is visible when I press this button”
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08-31-2012 22:32 by BEGO
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I always look around the bar to see what level of women are there before I decide what level of drunk I have to become.
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06-26-2012 22:44 by BEGO
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