Steve OH Funny Status Messages

   I bought the wife a hamster skin coat last week. Took her to the fair last night and it took me 3 hours to get her off the Ferris wheel...

   typos are totally acceptable on Fcaeobok...

   I'm so selfish for complaining about being sick with the flu for 5 days now. Just saw Justin Bieber collapsed. Horrifying...

   Nothing better than coming home from work, pop open a beer and watch the dog drag a$$ on the carpet.

   Heard a song by Stevie Wonder on the radio. My wife said "I'd like to see Stevie". I replied "He would, too."

   Doctor: "You have Cancer and Alzheimer's" Patient: "At least I don't have Cancer!!"

   Sick and tired of the Dr. Phil test!!! BTW, I scored a 47.

   USA is a heavy favorite to take gold in Team Trwerking at the Olympics.

   wondering what all the Vegitarians are doing for Thanksgiving.

   My friend said, "Dude, i'm drunk, call me a cab." I handed him a beer and said, "You're a cab." (true story)

   Sippin' Grillin' Chillin'... MERICA

   Shout Out to the first person to post a Youtube video on Facebook.... Happy now?

   Happy Beer the 13th

   In case I die, please update my status as "no more copy and paste". My password is ********** Thanks

   looking fo a site where I can find old as well as new friends and maybe see some pics of what they look like now. Any ideas?

   why did I never realize a mustache is just a mouthbrow...

   in TIME OUT because riding the dog like it's Small Horse is frowned upon in this establishment...

   Hey brain, tell the idiot that Carona is not a screw top!! Signed, the skin between the thumb and fore finger.

   Phrases i'll never understand... #72 - "Those two are in cahoots." WTH is cahoots and why does it take two???

   You would think with all the ice water laying all over the world, it would be a lot cooler...