BEGO Funny Status Messages

   There are only 2 types of honest people in this world, small children & drunk people

   Everybody deserves second chances, but not for the same damn mistakes.

   Every girl has 3 guys in her life: one she loves, one she hates, and the one she can't live without. But in the end, it's the same guy!

   Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills…making the last car payment.

   Commitment doesn't scare me, the thought of committing to the wrong person does.

   It may take a village to raise a child. But it only takes one condom to save them the hassle.

   It is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.

   They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love, after marriage, it is self-defense.

   I live the same as I type: Fast and with lots of mistakes.

   'The Hangover' playing over & over on TV. Well played TBS

   Sometimes I drop things and I'm too lazy to pick them up, like pencils, or my hopes and dreams.

   There are the same number of people on Facebook today as there were people in the whole world in 1804

   I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you get ready for some crazy s$it.

   The world is made up of kids who can't wait to grow up...and adults who wish they hadn't.

   If you are brave to say "good bye", life will reward you with a new "hello"

   Dear Facebook, thanks for reminding me why moving away from my hometown was the best decision ever.

   To those girls on "My Super Sweet 16" that get pissed when daddy buys them the wrong colour Mercedes. SHUT UP! I ride a bike!

   Why isn't “cheating” a relationship status on Facebook?

   ‎3 Guys in Colorado died protecting their girlfriends. I dont want to hear any girls saying that ALL GUYS ARE THE SAME.

   People liking my status from a week ago on Facebook proves that I have stalkers.