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   messageicon I hate it when me and my subconscious is having a heated debate...and just when I come up with good comebacks, it thinks up a even better one! I thought about drinking on Friday, subconscious said "how about now!".... good one!
←Rate | 05-02-2013 14:16 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just cuz, I likkes one of your Pictures doesnt mean to come and inbox me stuppid assss questions like, "where are you these days?" , "Duh bitcch, on FB!!!"
←Rate | 04-30-2013 14:23 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon These days alot of celebrities are getting divorces. Micheal Jordan just got married, I wonder when the new Air Divorces are comming out?
←Rate | 04-30-2013 13:13 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon News media should report more about professional NBA/NFL cheerleaders that comes out and says their lesbian or gay.....
←Rate | 04-30-2013 11:19 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its trash pick up day tomorrow and my dumb neighbor forgot to take out my mother-n-law!!!! Now i've gotta dump trash all over his yard again!
←Rate | 04-29-2013 03:26 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Deleting ppl from FB has become the new way to hang-up on ppl. I still miss the feeling I get from hanging-up the phone on someone face!!
←Rate | 04-25-2013 17:50 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Budyy...."yeah you who is reading this"......Are you still waiting for something funnny? Give me a sec, I'm getting a BJ.....
←Rate | 04-21-2013 19:19 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon WOW: term used by women when they are amazed that one person can be so stupid!!!
←Rate | 04-20-2013 18:53 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon During drought season, I consider a paper bag, and good make up for ugly chicks to wear in bed
←Rate | 04-20-2013 15:37 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Typical lol, how all of Boston is on lockdown and businesses are close, except for the Dunken doughnuts which is mandated to run for the duration of the Manhunt!
←Rate | 04-19-2013 13:24 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Great Thanks to these doushbags, now I gotta get a background check for a pressure cooker at Sears......
←Rate | 04-19-2013 12:47 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon We should probably get ready for the Celebrity Plea for Donation....like they cant flip the bill themselves...
←Rate | 04-15-2013 18:10 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes You have to realize that ......( some people can stay in your HEART without being in your LIFE ) ......
←Rate | 04-12-2013 01:20 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Imagining the horrified look on your kid's face when you tell them "When I was born there was no internet".
←Rate | 04-06-2013 15:23 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Vampires beware!!!! Blade has been released!!!!
←Rate | 04-06-2013 15:15 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ummm its not the same when your writing about SCANDAL or any other show when everyone did that days ago on faceboook!
←Rate | 04-06-2013 15:12 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife was complaining that she isnt in shape!!!! Now I sleep on the sofa, becuase I told her Round is a shape!
←Rate | 04-06-2013 14:29 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good News to a Pastor: The Church attendance rose dramatically the last three weeks. Bad News: The pastor was on vacation.
←Rate | 04-01-2013 02:24 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon I dont have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bulllllshhhiittttts!
←Rate | 04-01-2013 02:17 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Right to bear arms meant only muskets? Is like saying right to free speech only meant the old English spoken in 1700s....
←Rate | 04-01-2013 02:16 by Jitney Comments (0)  




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