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   messageicon If your chinese store dont have bullet proof glass then your not in the hood.!
←Rate | 05-19-2012 12:52 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon MY girlfriend says I'm too immature for her. I'm still trying to figure out how she got past my force field.
←Rate | 05-18-2012 21:34 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon White Parent: *Knock Knock* May I Come In? Blck Parent: *BOOM BOOM* OPEN UP DIS GOT DAMN DOOR, you DONT PAY NO BILLS TO BE LOCKIN DOORS
←Rate | 05-15-2012 22:57 by fadolo Comments (2)  


   messageicon BoObs are to men what laser pointers are to cats.
←Rate | 05-15-2012 22:52 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon you're an overweight female who wears Yoga Pants everyday? Please continue to do so, I love throwing up in my mouth
←Rate | 05-15-2012 22:50 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good morning beautiful ladies "Kisses" Good morning ugly ladies "handshakes"...
←Rate | 05-15-2012 08:51 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ " make me a Sandwich!" .. Girlfriend : ( -.-) "HELL NO!" ..... (╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ "THE HELL YOU SAY ?"
←Rate | 05-11-2012 23:45 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever people start getting too close to me I talk into my watch as I hold eye contact with them.
←Rate | 05-10-2012 11:27 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies, why does it take you so long to get ready? Is it that hard to put on a fu?king apron?
←Rate | 05-07-2012 14:54 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon (づ▶__◢)づ︻┳デ═一 say YOLO one more time.
←Rate | 05-06-2012 20:34 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The corner of my bathtub is also referred to as "The Shampoo Bottle Graveyard" ?*
←Rate | 05-06-2012 13:25 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sum girls beg&sum girls borrow sum girls lead & sum girls follow sum bring joy & sum bring sorrow but the best girls just suck & swallow!!
←Rate | 05-06-2012 01:44 by FADOLO Comments (0)  


   messageicon How I think I sound when I sing: ♪┗ (・o・ ) ┓ \( ゚ヮ゚)/ ♪┏(・o・)┛♪ How I actually sound when I sing: (╬ ಠ益ಠ) щ(゚Д゚щ) ヽ(o`皿′o)
←Rate | 05-06-2012 01:42 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fat girls be sounding good on the phone ....
←Rate | 05-05-2012 19:18 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon ME: Monday ƪ(´~`")∫ Tuesday (-____-)"" Wednesday (⌣́_⌣̀) Thursday Ҩ( > ̯ < )Ҩ Friday (ˆ⌣ˆ)ง Saturday ~('▽'~) (~'▽')~ Sunday (˘ʃ_ƪ˘)
←Rate | 05-05-2012 16:00 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Need hospital etiquette advice. How long should you wait after they pull the plug to ask if you can use the socket to charge your phone?
←Rate | 05-04-2012 00:01 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's never acceptable to hit a woman, unless that trick puts light mayo in your sandwich.
←Rate | 05-03-2012 18:57 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon "My phone's about to die." -Me, 30 seconds into every phone call.
←Rate | 05-03-2012 18:32 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lady GaGa was born this way 8======D
←Rate | 05-03-2012 14:34 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon ┐('.'┐) ┐('.'┐) (┌'.')┌ ┐('.'┐) (┌'.')┌ (┌'.')┌ cus' this is thriller, thriller night...@
←Rate | 05-01-2012 23:41 by fadolo Comments (0)  




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