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   messageicon What if you just started licking the dentists fingers while they were in your mouth...
←Rate | 11-02-2013 22:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If tomorrow, women woke up and decided they really liked their bodies, just think how many industries would go out of business..
←Rate | 10-25-2013 23:21 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Teach your kids about taxes and social security by taking 30% of their Halloween candy and promising to give part of back in 70 Years..
←Rate | 10-25-2013 23:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon How we man wake up in the morning. Brain: Oh Fu&k. Body: Dont get up. Dic&: This is SPARTA..
←Rate | 10-25-2013 23:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Skinny jeans should not have pockets.
←Rate | 10-23-2013 00:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you want to be right or happy?
←Rate | 10-23-2013 00:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hearing “I miss you” from the right person is a great feeling.
←Rate | 10-23-2013 00:05 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon People who have more than 10 items in the express line… Well Fu#k you to
←Rate | 10-23-2013 00:05 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Marriage is like a public toilet. Those waiting outside are desperate to get in. Those inside are desperate to get out.
←Rate | 10-23-2013 00:03 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is weird. First you wanna grow up, then you wanna be a kid again.
←Rate | 10-23-2013 00:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do I have to play 20 questions with the gas pump, before I can pump my gas?
←Rate | 10-23-2013 00:01 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone grows old but not everyone grows up.
←Rate | 10-21-2013 12:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A psychology study suggests that when you are single, all you see are happy couples, When you are committed, you see happy singles.
←Rate | 10-19-2013 00:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I pass you my phone to see a photo and you scroll through my other pics, they'll never find your body.
←Rate | 10-18-2013 22:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I Shout out to all the beautiful women who don't need to dress half naked to get a mans attention.. Stay classy!!
←Rate | 10-17-2013 22:08 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are someone who insists on talking on the phone rather than texting, I’m sorry but, we can’t be friends
←Rate | 10-17-2013 21:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Teach your kids about taxes and social security by taking 30% of their Halloween candy and promising to give part of it back in 70 years.
←Rate | 10-17-2013 21:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Back in my day we also drank underage, we just weren't stupid enough to take photos of our illegal actions and then display them for all to see..
←Rate | 10-15-2013 22:30 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dont forget to pay your taxes this year so the Government can give it to people that dont work as hard as you...
←Rate | 10-08-2013 22:31 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Boys Laugh at what they put Girls through but they wont be laughing when they are wiping tears off their Daughters face for the same reason.
←Rate | 10-06-2013 22:54 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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