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   messageicon Fact: rihanna's face is 74% forehead
←Rate | 04-10-2012 09:06 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's nothing like shaving off your beard to remind everybody why your face needed a beard
←Rate | 04-12-2012 13:28 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only funny thing about jay leno is that he's going to die someday.
←Rate | 04-14-2012 14:25 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love catching up with friends that I haven't seen for a while so that we can all sit around together doing shyt on our phones.
←Rate | 04-14-2012 23:13 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon ( -_-) ( -_-) ( -_-) ( -_-) ( -_-) ( -_-) (O.O) (-_- ) (-_- ) (-_- ) (-_- ) (-_- ) (-_- ) Opening a pack of gum at school.
←Rate | 04-15-2012 14:09 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if the clothes in China say "made around the corner "
←Rate | 04-15-2012 14:17 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good morning beautiful ladies "Kisses" Good morning ugly ladies "hand shakes"
←Rate | 04-22-2012 12:17 by FADOLO Comments (0)  


   messageicon #HoodTranslations101: "Sh*t just got real" = The situation has escalated to the highest point of seriousness & is no longer a laughin matter
←Rate | 04-27-2012 14:31 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon HoodTranslations101: "I'm chillin tonight bruh" - My current financial situation will not allow me to partake in the festivities tonight.
←Rate | 04-27-2012 14:44 by FADOLO Comments (0)  


   messageicon *spank* . DIDN'T . *spank* . I. *spank* . TELL *spank* YOU *spank* TO *spank* . CLEAN . *spank* . UP ? MOVE YA HAND !
←Rate | 04-29-2012 16:51 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon ┐('.'┐) ┐('.'┐) (┌'.')┌ ┐('.'┐) (┌'.')┌ (┌'.')┌ cus' this is thriller, thriller night...@
←Rate | 05-01-2012 23:41 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lady GaGa was born this way 8======D
←Rate | 05-03-2012 14:34 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon "My phone's about to die." -Me, 30 seconds into every phone call.
←Rate | 05-03-2012 18:32 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's never acceptable to hit a woman, unless that trick puts light mayo in your sandwich.
←Rate | 05-03-2012 18:57 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Need hospital etiquette advice. How long should you wait after they pull the plug to ask if you can use the socket to charge your phone?
←Rate | 05-04-2012 00:01 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon ME: Monday ƪ(´~`")∫ Tuesday (-____-)"" Wednesday (⌣́_⌣̀) Thursday Ҩ( > ̯ < )Ҩ Friday (ˆ⌣ˆ)ง Saturday ~('▽'~) (~'▽')~ Sunday (˘ʃ_ƪ˘)
←Rate | 05-05-2012 16:00 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fat girls be sounding good on the phone ....
←Rate | 05-05-2012 19:18 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon How I think I sound when I sing: ♪┗ (・o・ ) ┓ \( ゚ヮ゚)/ ♪┏(・o・)┛♪ How I actually sound when I sing: (╬ ಠ益ಠ) щ(゚Д゚щ) ヽ(o`皿′o)
←Rate | 05-06-2012 01:42 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sum girls beg&sum girls borrow sum girls lead & sum girls follow sum bring joy & sum bring sorrow but the best girls just suck & swallow!!
←Rate | 05-06-2012 01:44 by FADOLO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The corner of my bathtub is also referred to as "The Shampoo Bottle Graveyard" ?*
←Rate | 05-06-2012 13:25 by fadolo Comments (0)  




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