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   messageicon Women are as horny as men; they just hide their b0ners better.
←Rate | 04-23-2012 14:30 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know sex is on the menu when she slingshots her bra across the room.
←Rate | 04-24-2012 13:34 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear ladies, Not trying to impress you or anything, but I make my own sandwiches.
←Rate | 04-27-2012 12:43 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Let's get drunk and cuddle, coz I want to cuddle your brains out tonight.
←Rate | 04-28-2012 12:04 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon How to trick an idiot → (Click here for more...)
←Rate | 04-28-2012 12:33 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Keeping me happy is simple, don't mess with my food.
←Rate | 04-28-2012 12:50 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you're with the right person, you feel the perfect balance of happy and horny.
←Rate | 04-30-2012 00:55 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon A woman's heart is as tender, vulnerable and fragile as a man's balls. Don't break hers and she won't break yours.
←Rate | 05-01-2012 09:18 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon You win some, you booze some.
←Rate | 05-03-2012 14:22 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are dating now,& apparently it's getting serious. Kanye is who she wants to spend the rest of the month with.
←Rate | 05-05-2012 07:16 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon For every idiot proof system devised, a new and improved idiot will arise to overcome it.
←Rate | 05-07-2012 14:13 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best things in life are free. The worst things in life will cost you half of everything you own.
←Rate | 05-09-2012 13:21 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your Body is a Temple, let the Spirits in....preferably in shot form.
←Rate | 05-12-2012 10:17 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon If someone doesn't stand up to let you pass them in movie theater seats, it's totally cool and legal to fart in their face as you walk by.
←Rate | 05-13-2012 08:33 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Women, We're not lying, we're trying to prevent you from killing us. Love, Men
←Rate | 05-13-2012 09:54 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good looks are so important when choosing a doctor.
←Rate | 05-14-2012 15:31 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I wasn't that drunk." "Dude you logged into Myspace"
←Rate | 05-14-2012 15:40 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Be honest with me" means "lie convincingly".
←Rate | 05-16-2012 14:22 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon You guys make Facebook worth it! Just kidding, we are all wasting our lives here.
←Rate | 05-19-2012 13:43 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your bio says “Single and looking for fun” you better be ugly or we'll know you're sp@m. Pretty women don't look for fun… fun finds them.
←Rate | 05-26-2012 14:23 by Czovczov Comments (0)  




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