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   messageicon I pour some Bacon Flavored Bath Salt water on a Roach to see what happens. Cuz Raid and Pest Control are getting expensive! I
←Rate | 06-15-2012 11:17 by jitney Comments (0)  

   messageicon Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff....Duh dum chhsh!
←Rate | 07-05-2015 22:10 by jitney Comments (0)  

   messageicon Valentine Eve: worst time of the year.....constantly remind how single you are or stuck with this looser cupid picked out for you.
←Rate | 02-13-2012 21:26 by jitney Comments (0)  

   messageicon My sons argue n fight all day n never share. Y'all shared a womb and before that a sack now you can't share a friggin bag of chips ugggghh
←Rate | 07-13-2012 06:48 by jitney Comments (0)  

   messageicon Whoever invent Hallway Swimming....go Twerk a HarlemShake sit down and Plank your Owls self somewhere! -
←Rate | 05-21-2013 21:39 by Jitney Comments (0)  

   messageicon I sometimes wonder.... Is the word tofu, short for " tried-to-fool ya?"
←Rate | 11-17-2014 00:47 by Jitney Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ya know, those JP Wentworth commercial are lies! I spent 3 hrs yelling out my window "Its MY money and I want it now!!" Only thing I got was ticket for disturbing the peace!
←Rate | 05-23-2013 12:15 by Jitney Comments (1)  

   messageicon it me, or Monday comes around and your sleepy throughout most of the workday, but after what feels like 5-hours in rushhour traffic, you have enough energy for a Party with free drinks?
←Rate | 03-04-2013 18:53 by Jitney Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's Father's Day not FARTHERS DAY Ladies
←Rate | 06-20-2016 00:42 by jitney Comments (0)  

   messageicon The New TV show the "HOSTAGE" should of been about how government hold its Citizens hostage....Oh wait a minute... isnt it?
←Rate | 10-01-2013 11:34 by Jitney Comments (0)  

   messageicon Every since we got a Handicap permit, It's like everybody got one and I can't never find Handicap parking Now.
←Rate | 01-31-2014 17:28 by Jitney Comments (0)  

   messageicon This man just said he date homeless women because you can drop them off anywhere
←Rate | 03-06-2012 22:54 by jitney Comments (0)  

   messageicon I hate when I'm at a restaurant, and they ask me, "Would you like a table?" , "No not all all, I came here to eat on the floor B!@tch!!!"....."Carpet for 3 Please!
←Rate | 09-08-2012 19:42 by jitney Comments (0)  

   messageicon Yes, Peyton..... Choking is cover under the obamacare! -Mr President
←Rate | 02-02-2014 21:25 by Jitney Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you don't want the answer to smack you straight in the mouth then I think it's probably best left un said!
←Rate | 12-12-2012 00:00 by jitney Comments (0)  

   messageicon Before facebook, I use to wait about a week for Walgreens to develop my pictures, to show my friends how good I lok in the Bathroom
←Rate | 06-08-2012 18:27 by jitney Comments (0)  

   messageicon WORK THIS WEEK??? - My MIND TELLING me NOOOOOoooo!!!, but my wallet telling me...dude You need more alcohol!!
←Rate | 01-02-2014 14:40 by Jitney Comments (0)  

   messageicon Instead of thinking outside the box, why dont we get rid of the box?
←Rate | 09-30-2012 15:43 by jitney Comments (0)  

   messageicon Typical lol, how all of Boston is on lockdown and businesses are close, except for the Dunken doughnuts which is mandated to run for the duration of the Manhunt!
←Rate | 04-19-2013 13:24 by Jitney Comments (0)  

   messageicon Leaving work for lunch.....hmmm...wait a minute....What the helll am I talking about....I dont even have a job.
←Rate | 06-14-2013 12:24 by Jitney Comments (0)  

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