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   messageicon Commitment doesn't scare me, the thought of committing to the wrong person does.
←Rate | 06-15-2011 14:34 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every girl has 3 guys in her life: one she loves, one she hates, and the one she can't live without. But in the end, it's the same guy!
←Rate | 04-20-2011 22:37 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills…making the last car payment.
←Rate | 05-03-2011 21:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Facebook, thanks for reminding me why moving away from my hometown was the best decision ever.
←Rate | 04-13-2012 20:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why isn't “cheating” a relationship status on Facebook?
←Rate | 07-10-2012 22:03 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon To those girls on "My Super Sweet 16" that get pissed when daddy buys them the wrong colour Mercedes. SHUT UP! I ride a bike!
←Rate | 05-15-2012 21:08 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are brave to say "good bye", life will reward you with a new "hello"
←Rate | 07-19-2010 00:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's no law against sticking to your guns, but make sure you've loaded your brain before you start firing off your mouth.
←Rate | 07-23-2011 21:34 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I live the same as I type: Fast and with lots of mistakes.
←Rate | 06-23-2011 22:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It may take a village to raise a child. But it only takes one condom to save them the hassle.
←Rate | 04-28-2011 14:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.
←Rate | 05-06-2011 12:05 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love, after marriage, it is self-defense.
←Rate | 05-18-2011 21:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon 'The Hangover' playing over & over on TV. Well played TBS
←Rate | 01-01-2013 21:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I drop things and I'm too lazy to pick them up, like pencils, or my hopes and dreams.
←Rate | 11-09-2012 22:54 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are the same number of people on Facebook today as there were people in the whole world in 1804
←Rate | 10-10-2012 22:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you get ready for some crazy s$it.
←Rate | 07-24-2012 22:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The world is made up of kids who can't wait to grow up...and adults who wish they hadn't.
←Rate | 08-06-2012 22:34 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎3 Guys in Colorado died protecting their girlfriends. I dont want to hear any girls saying that ALL GUYS ARE THE SAME.
←Rate | 07-24-2012 22:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon People liking my status from a week ago on Facebook proves that I have stalkers.
←Rate | 05-31-2011 21:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mentally preparing yourself to step out of the shower during winter.
←Rate | 09-20-2012 21:51 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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