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   messageicon I live the same as I type: Fast and with lots of mistakes.
←Rate | 06-23-2011 22:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It may take a village to raise a child. But it only takes one condom to save them the hassle.
←Rate | 04-28-2011 14:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.
←Rate | 05-06-2011 12:05 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you get ready for some crazy s$it.
←Rate | 07-24-2012 22:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The world is made up of kids who can't wait to grow up...and adults who wish they hadn't.
←Rate | 08-06-2012 22:34 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I drop things and I'm too lazy to pick them up, like pencils, or my hopes and dreams.
←Rate | 11-09-2012 22:54 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are the same number of people on Facebook today as there were people in the whole world in 1804
←Rate | 10-10-2012 22:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon 'The Hangover' playing over & over on TV. Well played TBS
←Rate | 01-01-2013 21:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why isn't “cheating” a relationship status on Facebook?
←Rate | 07-10-2012 22:03 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Facebook, thanks for reminding me why moving away from my hometown was the best decision ever.
←Rate | 04-13-2012 20:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon People liking my status from a week ago on Facebook proves that I have stalkers.
←Rate | 05-31-2011 21:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mentally preparing yourself to step out of the shower during winter.
←Rate | 09-20-2012 21:51 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't hear you, so I'll just laugh and hope it wasn't a question
←Rate | 05-12-2011 23:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I listen to nothing more closely than the muffled conversation happening after someone has accidentally butt dialed me.
←Rate | 03-02-2012 21:11 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon A dog is always glad to see you when you get home. A cat just looks at you like "What are you doing here?
←Rate | 03-23-2012 22:34 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside.
←Rate | 08-24-2011 09:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Young enough to know I can, old enough to know I shouldn't, stupid enough to do it anyway.
←Rate | 05-02-2012 21:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don’t know who invented Nutella, but I’m going to assume they went to Hogwart’s.
←Rate | 04-26-2013 21:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a man signals a woman to walk in front & says, “Ladies first” it really means “Go ahead. I'll stand back & watch how your ass walks.”
←Rate | 03-25-2011 15:03 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The corner of my bathtub is also referred to as "The Shampoo Bottle Graveyard"
←Rate | 04-01-2012 22:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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