seddy90 Funny Status Messages

   You're 10 years old and have a laptop, iPod and BlackBerry. Dude when I was 10 I had pokemon cards.

   Hi welcome to Hollister, Would you like a flashlight?

   Do headphones just tie themselves in knots while we're not looking?

   Why do we need algebra? Finding X is only useful if you're a pirate.

   I think I missed the driver ed class on how inching forward every 5 seconds at a red light makes it turn green faster.

   Year 2050 Son: "Dad,how did you meet mom?" Dad: "Aaah my son..... it all started with a friend request on facebook."

   Blanket on, too hot. Blanket off,too cold. One leg out, perfect,until the awkward moment when the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs it..

   I want to start a women's magazine called "Period". And some months I'll send it out late just to freak out my subscribers.

   Whenever I erase text messages, I feel like I'm deleting evidence :)

   Don't you love when people tell you 'don't tell anyone' the next day, after you told people.

   That mini-heart attack when you miss one step at the stairs.

   Your In ur bed, it's 6 AM,u close ur eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school, it's 1:30,u close your eyes for 5 minutes,it"s 1:31

   I have a confession to make... "I want to get back with my ex"...LOL Just Kidding..."I'd rather SH!T in my hands and clap!"

   : Say this fast-  { I, 1, 2, 1/2, 6} *Like* if you get it

   That awkward moment when someone you don't like sends you a friend request, then you decline. Then they send another one.

   But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.

   Guy: if I could change the alphabet, I would put you and I together. :) Girl: oh there's no need to do that, N and O are already together...

   Let's play a game. Let's pretend we're in love. lets text each other all the time, just for the fun. Whoever falls in love first, loses.

   When a quiz is NOT multiple choice... You know you're screwed.

   Lucky = A man who is a woman's 1st love. Luckier = A woman who is a man's last love.