Gary Funny Status Messages

   Like if you remember only having 3 TV channels to choose from and YOU were the remote!

   Like if you remember the correlation between a pencil and a cassette tape ...

   I stopped by the apple store and used their bathroom .. iPeed

   So we gain a Kardashian but lose Tony Soprano ? Lifes exchange rate just took a dip ....

   Just remembering some of my elementary school days and chuckled when I remembered how sitting “boy, girl, boy, girl” used to be a punishment.

   ‎"POOF" did you see that?? No you didn't did you?? "MAGIC" that's why!!!

   The difference between Republican and Democrat is the difference between Gonorrhea and syphilis ..ENJOY !!!

   Just remembering my Saturday morning ...a bowl of trix , watch Super friends and Hong Kong Fuey and then my bike ..OUTSIDE till lunch .. great times

   The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

   Ahhh yes! My favourite day of the year, Friday the 13th,, ,, just sharpened my machete and dusted off my goalie mask,, well, off to the lake, see you later!!

   Tired? Cranky ? Feeling like crap .....There's a nap for that .

   "What the h*ll is wrong with you, if I wanted a loser I would have married Tony Romo" ~ Giselle to Tom probably

   TWILIGHT - An epic saga about a young woman's struggle to choose between Necrophilia and Bestiality

   Two silk worms had a race ....they end up in a tie .....(Rimshot)

   an animal rights activist against fur but not leather because it's easier to harass rich old ladies instead of motorcycle gangs

   wondering why in the year 2012 , My smoke detector can't decipher the difference between boiling water and and a real fire !

   Ladies, best thing you can do before and after your pregnant....take some pics of yourself while your boobs are enhanced. :D Sincerely: Men who like boobs.

   Marriage tip #2: If your wife is acting kind of tired, to help her out, you can make her a to-do list. And when you give it to her, she will be thankful that you did all the thinking work for her.

   The problem with reality is that there's no background music, so you never really know whether something mysterious, evil or adventurous is about to happen.

   Happy Birthday to one of the greatest athletes EVER ..Muhammad Ali ...Happy 70th