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   messageicon so happy it's finally Hump Day! Oh, and I'm pretty excited it's Wednesday too.
←Rate | 04-21-2010 09:45 by christy Comments (0)  

   messageicon I once had a goldfish that would hump the carpet, but only for about 30 seconds.
←Rate | 08-08-2011 16:21 by Aaron Comments (0)  

   messageicon A Wednesday without rain is a Dry Hump Day.
←Rate | 10-02-2019 06:55 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Leap year on a hump day? Oh, the innuendo possibilities are endless...
←Rate | 02-29-2012 08:22 by luvthecubs Comments (0)  

   messageicon you know your ugly when the dog has to close his eyes to hump your leg
←Rate | 03-23-2011 09:57 by tigertracks103 Comments (1)  

   messageicon ...reminds you that today is Administrative Professionals Day and Hump Day, but it is NOT Hump Your Administrative Assistant Day...
←Rate | 04-21-2010 11:01 by dfotravels Comments (0)  

   messageicon We're banned from the dog park. Well, I guess it's okay to hump, and it's okay to bark, but both at the same time freaks people out.
←Rate | 02-09-2010 16:07 Comments (0)  

   messageicon We need to stop calling Wednesday "Hump Day." Anyone with children knows that humping doesn't happen on school nights.
←Rate | 09-28-2011 13:25 Comments (0)  

   messageicon will most likely go through yet another hump day without doing what the name implies. :-(
←Rate | 11-03-2010 13:04 Comments (0)  

   messageicon leave it to Hugh Hefner to die on hump day
←Rate | 09-28-2017 19:21 by Eddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon "I have to cut down on my friends so I may have to delete some of you". you mean I don't have to read your 'ugh its Monday' or 'blah blah hump day' or 'tgif' posts anymore? Well, let me make a preemptive strike on that.
←Rate | 09-03-2010 18:35 by Bruno Comments (0)  

   messageicon Everyone was touching and kissing the trophy. I was just waiting for someone to hump the damn thing.
←Rate | 02-05-2012 22:27 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If I bend over for any reason and you don't immediately come behind and air hump me, you're not my kinda guy.
←Rate | 11-29-2012 12:51 by Sarah Comments (1)  

   messageicon You know your ugly when my dog has to close his eyes to hump your leg
←Rate | 04-10-2011 17:18 by Destiiny Comments (0)  

   messageicon Attention jobless people on Facebook....You are no longer allowed to mention "Hump Day", "TGIF" or "Can't wait for the weekend!" or anything else that implies you have to work then have days off to relax.
←Rate | 06-15-2011 17:00 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy hump day! And no I don't mean Wednesday...
←Rate | 02-14-2010 10:39 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Wednesday... As most of you call it Hump day, I like to call it the 3rd Monday of the week.
←Rate | 08-15-2012 08:08 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some call it 'Hump Day.' I call it 'False Advertising.'
←Rate | 08-10-2016 06:52 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know you're ugly when my dog has to close his eyes to hump your leg.
←Rate | 01-08-2017 20:07 by Busterboxer Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Hump Day" is a crock! I haven't been laid on a Wednesday since 2007!
←Rate | 11-16-2011 14:37 Comments (0)  

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