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Somethings in life I’ll never understand, like how there could be a group on Facebook called Facebookers Anonymous, thats like walking into an open bar where their holding an AA meeting.
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While you're cheering for your favorite NFL team in a publicly funded stadium, how about publicly funding some disadvantaged child's school lunch?
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04-23-2024 12:51 by
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Whatever you got to do today, do it with the confidence of a 4yr old in a Batman cape.
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04-23-2024 10:46 by
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I need to stop talking to myself. I'm a bad influence.
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04-22-2024 09:44 by
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Procrastination really is a good thing. You always have something to do tomorrow, plus you have nothing to do today.
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04-21-2024 05:43 by
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Did our government only admit to UFO's because we're going to start sending their planets money for aid?
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04-19-2024 10:44 by
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If you see me talking to myself, don't judge us. We're trying to talk ourselves out of doing something stupid.
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04-19-2024 05:54 by
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Did my taxes and discovered I still owe Ukraine $4000.
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04-18-2024 12:54
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I am positive that there isn't life on any other planets ! If there was Trudeau would have sent them money
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04-17-2024 18:15
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I always thought it was "Blew by you"
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04-17-2024 16:35 by
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