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   messageicon I just stopped by to piss off the l1berals and say go Trump!
←Rate | 07-22-2018 11:01 by Snowflake Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obama didn't wiretap Trump but Trump's own lawyer did. That is rich, LOL!
←Rate | 07-22-2018 01:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I swear, Trump supporters would eat poop sandwiches if Trump told them to.
←Rate | 07-22-2018 01:34 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Does Donald Trump want the NFL players to stand for the America Flag or the Russian Flag?
←Rate | 07-21-2018 09:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump wouldn't be in this mess if he simply just threw that soccer ball at Putin's dumb head.
←Rate | 07-21-2018 09:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Why is trump so hard on fake news? After fake news is what got him elected.
←Rate | 07-20-2018 20:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I predict a low-speed police chase at some point, with Trump in a golf cart and Rudy driving.
←Rate | 07-20-2018 14:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What if the Russians really did hack the elections and foiled the Left's plan to rig the election and now they are mad at Trump
←Rate | 07-19-2018 16:03 Comments (7)  


   messageicon Oh where oh where can the server be? .... Oh where oh where can it be?..... trump wants the server and he wants it now.... Oh where oh where can it be?
←Rate | 07-18-2018 03:03 Comments (1)  


   messageicon "The summit meeting went so well that putin is thinking of letting trump be president for another four years."
←Rate | 07-17-2018 23:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Let's offer trump free buckets of KFC chicken for life for his resignation. "
←Rate | 07-17-2018 23:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm attending the next Trump rally because I love puppet shows.
←Rate | 07-17-2018 21:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When the queen's butler announce that it was tea time. Trump said to the queen " Oh, You play golf too?
←Rate | 07-14-2018 02:48 Comments (9)  


   messageicon I wonder, what would Trump do without FOX News?
←Rate | 07-08-2018 16:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon With all of trump's space force talk. Will he soon refer him self as the new rocket man?
←Rate | 06-30-2018 22:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump to visit the U.K. in the next two weeks. That will only give him 14 days to learn how to speak english.
←Rate | 06-30-2018 20:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump just backed down from a big trade fight with China #MAGA
←Rate | 06-27-2018 20:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Trump cured cancer, democrats would say he caused hospital profits to drop...
←Rate | 06-22-2018 11:45 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Yesterday, the Dems got what they wanted! Then realized they didn’t get what they wanted. Trump played them. And I’m gonna get what I want in 2020...Trump re-elected!
←Rate | 06-21-2018 12:30 Comments (1)  


   messageicon How long until we find out these tents and cages are made by Trump or a friend of his?
←Rate | 06-20-2018 19:35 Comments (0)  

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