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   messageicon Trump publicly embraces Steve King but denounces Martin Luther King. Just when I thought Trump couldn't possibly do anything worse, he proves me wrong.
←Rate | 01-19-2019 20:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump: I want to give the Dreamers...Nancy: No.
←Rate | 01-19-2019 19:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don’t know whether Trump is a puppet, but his orange hair, five chins and tiny hands make him look like a muppet.
←Rate | 01-13-2019 21:50 Comments (3)  


   messageicon The worlds greatest marionette is Putin. He has Trump as a puppet and I can’t even see the strings.
←Rate | 01-13-2019 21:46 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Trump being re-elected is as likely as Ken and Barbie doing the wild thing.
←Rate | 01-13-2019 18:02 by Truth.be.told Comments (9)  


   messageicon "If you are under investigation by the FBI. you should not be president -Donald Trump 7/14/16
←Rate | 01-13-2019 11:39 Comments (4)  


   messageicon Forget the wall Trump wants us to pay for. WTF is he doing about Nickleback?
←Rate | 01-11-2019 08:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm very curious to see how many people still believe Trump when Trump said that past presidents told him that they wanted to build a wall, when the past four living presidents publicly announced that they never said no such thing to him.
←Rate | 01-08-2019 13:53 Comments (13)  


   messageicon Trump is an inspiration to me that an unattractive man can get a wife.
←Rate | 01-02-2019 00:16 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Why is trump pardoning a turkey? Did it murder a journalist?
←Rate | 11-21-2018 00:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's trump's favorite cereal? Cheeri O's, the cereal made for little hands.
←Rate | 10-21-2018 01:40 by IDTN Comments (0)  


   messageicon "YOU ARE FIRED!" - Just me practicing for when Trump is impeached.
←Rate | 09-22-2018 10:07 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Trump is the best thing to ever happen to US comedians.
←Rate | 09-10-2018 01:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The worse name that trump has ever given to someone is Don jr.
←Rate | 08-20-2018 02:02 by IDTN Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if Trump will make the aliens pay for Space Force?
←Rate | 08-10-2018 10:51 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Trump Anxiety Disorder covered by Obamacare?
←Rate | 07-30-2018 21:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Why is trump so hard on fake news? After fake news is what got him elected.
←Rate | 07-20-2018 20:07 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I predict a low-speed police chase at some point, with Trump in a golf cart and Rudy driving.
←Rate | 07-20-2018 14:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What if the Russians really did hack the elections and foiled the Left's plan to rig the election and now they are mad at Trump
←Rate | 07-19-2018 16:03 Comments (7)  


   messageicon Oh where oh where can the server be? .... Oh where oh where can it be?..... trump wants the server and he wants it now.... Oh where oh where can it be?
←Rate | 07-18-2018 03:03 Comments (0)  



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