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   messageicon Customer: "Sir, could you take a look at my car; it's making terrible noises." Mechanic: "Have you tried shutting off the Christian music?"
←Rate | 11-02-2019 15:36 by Michael Comments (0)  


   messageicon James Watson, the scientist that discovered the DNA double helix, believes that "stupidity" is a genetic condition that can be cured. So chin up, buttercup. There is hope for you yet!
←Rate | 01-15-2015 10:39 by Michael Comments (0)  


   messageicon "His heart wasn't the only thing that was two sizes too small" ~ Mrs Grinch.
←Rate | 12-20-2014 11:17 by Michael Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I'm sorry your pet died. Can I come over for breakfast tomorrow?" - The world if pigs replaced dogs.
←Rate | 12-15-2014 07:55 by Michael Comments (0)  


   messageicon K-Y should be called K-WHEN, because we already know why.
←Rate | 11-11-2014 11:01 by Michael Comments (0)  


   messageicon Are you sick and tired of having sex? Ask your doctor if 'marriage' is right for you!
←Rate | 11-11-2014 11:00 by Michael Comments (0)  


   messageicon Snow peas are just like regular peas except the licky boom boom down.
←Rate | 10-28-2014 08:02 by Michael Comments (0)  


   messageicon Last night my son wanted me to take him to see scary monsters at a haunted house, but I needed beer. We compromised and I took him to Walmart
←Rate | 10-23-2014 07:51 by Michael Comments (1)  


   messageicon "You know. If I had a son, he'd look like Hunter Biden and would do blow off a secretary's tramp stamp on a Naval base" ~ Barack Obama
←Rate | 10-17-2014 09:01 by Michael Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everything I have learned about women has come from a pamphlet in a tampon box.
←Rate | 10-10-2014 08:57 by Michael Comments (0)  



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