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X says Last night my son wanted me to take him to see scary monsters at a haunted house, but I needed beer. We compromised and I took him to Walmart
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←Rate | 10-23-2014 07:51 by Michael

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Thursday October 23, 2014 @ 11:54 AM

Thanks this is the first thing I'm stealing off here in a long time. Good stuff

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