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   messageicon No matter who wins, they will likely be impeached and their vice president will take over
←Rate | 11-08-2016 07:36 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon Judging by my news feed this week, people are outraged by the amount of recent killings AND trespassing on personal property from Pokémon GO players. Stop the madness, people!
←Rate | 07-08-2016 09:26 by brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook: A place where people, who know so little about anything, have so much to say about everything.
←Rate | 12-09-2015 11:45 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Interwebs, You guys go nuts over a stupid dress, and now Spock is dead! This is why we can't have nice things. Stop it, K? Thx.
←Rate | 02-28-2015 06:05 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon This just in: iOS 8.0.2 comes with a new toggle switch to straighten out your bent iPhone 6 Plus.
←Rate | 09-26-2014 06:16 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon it me? Or do these new iPhone 6 issues have a lot of people bent out of shape?
←Rate | 09-24-2014 06:23 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon After getting an astronomical quote from my mechanic, I am going to try the ABS challenge. That's where I drive my car without anti lock breaks, until someone donates for me to get it fixed!
←Rate | 08-29-2014 02:51 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't like the idea of having to go on in a world where good people like Robin Williams is no longer with us, but Justin Beiber is still alive and well.
←Rate | 08-11-2014 23:25 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon No, for the last time, I do not want to build a snowman.
←Rate | 05-09-2014 21:40 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon Congrats to Comcast! Finally, somebody is happy to have Time-Warner Cable.
←Rate | 02-14-2014 04:29 by Brodieking Comments (0)  



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