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   messageicon I just walked up to a guuy with an eye patch and asked him was it really fun and games at that point
←Rate | 02-05-2013 21:35 by Banjaxed Comments (0)  


   messageicon last night the ghost of Gloria gaynor oke me from my sleep.....at first I was afraid I was petrified
←Rate | 01-28-2013 17:07 by banjaxed Comments (0)  


   messageicon For anyone interested , I will be signing books at Barnes and Noble from 6PM until I am escorted out by securuty
←Rate | 01-01-2013 13:26 by Banjaxed Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was sitting across the bus today from a very sexy Thai girl...and I kept saying to myself "Don't get an erection , Don't get an erection"....But she did
←Rate | 12-29-2012 19:08 by Banjaxed Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bought a pair of "Meatloaf" underwear today..on the front it says "I would do anything for Love" and on the back it says "But I wont do that"
←Rate | 11-22-2012 19:41 by Banjaxed Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apple Maps projects Obama to win Paraguay
←Rate | 11-06-2012 23:33 by banjaxed Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a fear of speed bumps but I'm slowly getting over it
←Rate | 07-06-2012 09:57 by banjaxed Comments (0)  


   messageicon ever meet someone and want to tell them to go get a bath????........with a toaster???
←Rate | 05-01-2012 21:11 by banjaxed Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever a bird craps on my car , I sit on my front porch and eat a plate of scrambled eggs just to let them know what I am capable of
←Rate | 04-28-2012 22:41 by Banjaxed Comments (0)  


   messageicon somedays it hardly seems worth it to chew through the leather straps
←Rate | 04-19-2012 00:29 by Banjaxed Comments (0)  



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