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   messageicon In other news the country is headed for a drastic warm spell tonight because of all the hot air pouring from Obamas mouth.
←Rate | 01-28-2014 22:34 by JMc Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is no number for what just happened in that bathroom..
←Rate | 11-22-2013 10:24 by JMc Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Mary gave birth to Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God, did Mary have a little lamb?
←Rate | 11-22-2013 10:18 by JMc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Netflix gives you 15 seconds between episodes to decide whether or not you're doing anything with your life today.
←Rate | 11-22-2013 09:31 by JMc Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, you're brave enough to ask that girl out.
←Rate | 11-22-2013 09:31 by JMc Comments (0)  


   messageicon anyone going to tell America's funniest videos about YouTube?
←Rate | 11-22-2013 09:30 by JMc Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife and I are pretty upset. It looks like someone broke in and surfed porn on my computer. They didn't touch anything else, so that's good.
←Rate | 11-19-2013 19:02 by JMc Comments (0)  


   messageicon I used to make fun of my dog for barking at dogs on TV until I caught myself in the car pulling over for a siren on the radio.
←Rate | 11-19-2013 18:55 by JMc Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know the voices aren't real but they have some great ideas.
←Rate | 11-19-2013 18:52 by JMc Comments (0)  


   messageicon The people who whine about cell phones don't remember how much pointless staring at people there was in the 1990s.
←Rate | 11-19-2013 18:51 by JMc Comments (0)  



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