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   messageicon The only thing us men clean at home is our browser history :)
←Rate | 07-11-2013 14:56 by J.D. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sex without head is like a sandwich without bread
←Rate | 07-02-2013 14:58 by J.D. Comments (0)  


   messageicon The longest distance in the world is from Monday morning to Friday afternoon.
←Rate | 07-01-2013 14:05 by J.D. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Surprise sex is the best way to wake up... unless you're in prison
←Rate | 06-28-2013 11:45 by J.D. Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would wish my father a Happy Father's Day on Facebook but I blocked him
←Rate | 06-16-2013 17:21 by J.D. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear God, Happy Father's Day.
←Rate | 06-16-2013 12:35 by J.D. Comments (0)  


   messageicon You lost your phone because it was on silent? That's too bad. If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it.
←Rate | 06-04-2013 14:49 by J.D. Comments (1)  


   messageicon My girlfriend asked me if I see myself having kids...I told her to stop asking me childish questions.
←Rate | 05-23-2013 13:43 by J.D. Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's more to Alcohol than life!!!
←Rate | 05-19-2013 12:41 by J.D. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Always be sure to keep a good Facebook profile picture.This will be the photo plastered allover the news when something goes horribly wrong.
←Rate | 05-10-2013 11:44 by J.D. Comments (0)  


   messageicon You have to get along with everybody. You're out-numbered.
←Rate | 05-03-2013 08:31 by J.D. Comments (0)  


   messageicon So when are Yankee fans allowed to hate Red Sox fans again?
←Rate | 04-23-2013 22:25 by J.D. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whoever let women in the army, I salute you. Women on their period, with a gun... Unstoppable!
←Rate | 04-23-2013 13:22 by J.D. Comments (0)  


   messageicon I assume most animals are in the zoo for some pretty serious crimes.
←Rate | 04-22-2013 10:04 by J.D. Comments (0)  


   messageicon We would all be so lost in this world if it wasnt for our great friends on Facebook who constantly provide us with news updates...
←Rate | 04-19-2013 10:24 by J.D. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friday instantly puts you in a good mood...
←Rate | 04-12-2013 08:11 by J.D. Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's time for "Team America 2" to be released featuring Kim Jong Un...
←Rate | 04-11-2013 14:58 by J.D. Comments (0)  


   messageicon David Cameron has said that Britain is prepared 4 nuclear attacks from North Korea. David we weren't even prepared for snow in the winter
←Rate | 04-11-2013 11:11 by J.D. Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was six, my dad threw me into the pool thinking I would instantly learn to swim. I probably would if it had water in it.
←Rate | 04-05-2013 13:26 by J.D. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Seeing a lot of posts on Facebook and Twitter about dogs being stolen. Are the Koreans stockpiling food before they go to war?
←Rate | 04-05-2013 13:25 by J.D. Comments (0)  


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