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   messageicon Trump looks like the rich dad on Law and Order whose son accidentally strangles the hooker.
←Rate | 03-27-2017 23:00 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sesame Street YouTube channel hacked, videos replaced with porn. I don't want to tell you what the letter ˝C˝ stand for.
←Rate | 10-17-2011 19:27 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know if I walked in to the wrong restroom, but it smells like fish in the men's room.
←Rate | 10-13-2011 17:26 by Geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd probably get a lot more done if it wasn't for me.
←Rate | 07-12-2011 15:02 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shaq maybe retiring, but his movies will live on forever (in the bargain bin at Wal-Mart).
←Rate | 06-01-2011 16:24 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obama is in town. Traffic is bad. I won't be able to vote for him in 2012 because I'll still be sitting in my car.
←Rate | 04-21-2011 23:30 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't think tom even uses myspace anymore.
←Rate | 10-08-2010 14:00 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon If us guys show support for Breast Cancer Awareness... How are the girls gonna should show support for the our Testicular Cancer Awareness month!
←Rate | 10-08-2010 00:39 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't really care where you put it, as long as you don't make me hold it!!!
←Rate | 10-07-2010 01:00 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm gonna check out The Social Network, except I'm not gonna actually watch the movie. I'm gonna just check out everybody while they are watching the movie.
←Rate | 10-03-2010 19:35 by geez Comments (0)  



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