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   messageicon Happy 237th birthday America, you have achieved a level of corruption that rivals the crown we freed ourselves from.
←Rate | 07-06-2013 21:15 by Brian Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't understand why they're making such a big deal over the Tesco burgers..... Seriously, how many times have you said I'm so hungry I could eat a horse????
←Rate | 01-24-2013 06:02 by Brian Comments (0)  


   messageicon City girls slip and slide, Country girls grip and ride!!
←Rate | 01-21-2013 10:57 by Brian Comments (0)  


   messageicon **News Flash** The real NFL refs will be back on the field tonight for the Browns/Ravens game. In other news, Footlocker hired a bunch of people and are now fully staffed again.
←Rate | 09-27-2012 18:40 by Brian Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would TGIF, but he scheduled me to work Saturday ...
←Rate | 03-07-2012 18:52 by Brian Comments (0)  


   messageicon and why, when I answered the phone, it was a guy on the other line??
←Rate | 11-04-2011 18:42 by BRian Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why, when my dad left his phone in the car his phone rang and the ringtone was "Love in this club" by Usher???
←Rate | 11-04-2011 18:41 by BRian Comments (0)  


   messageicon 4 hour naps suck! I don't even know whether it's daytime still or night time already...
←Rate | 10-13-2011 01:48 by BRian Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you're in love when you're standing in line at Forever 21 making a return on a dress and panties that your girlfriend was too embarrassed to do herself!
←Rate | 08-23-2011 04:49 by BRian Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're like a drug to me, not only am I hooked on you but you're also ruining my life...
←Rate | 08-23-2011 04:05 by BRian Comments (0)  



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