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   messageicon *<]:{ > Dear Santa, This year all I want for Christmas is thick hair and a thin body and please don't get it backwards like you did last year [:p
←Rate | 12-14-2010 12:38 by AT Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is no such thing as being underdressed when you're going to Wal-Mart.
←Rate | 12-09-2010 21:40 by AT Comments (0)  


   messageicon You have not truly experienced ALL of Gods blessings until you have been on both sides of giving and receiving.
←Rate | 11-13-2010 22:43 by AT Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone can have knowledge, however it is only through age that you develop wisdom.
←Rate | 11-12-2010 08:00 by AT Comments (1)  


   messageicon If I ever write a book it's going to be about "People who waste other people's time by reading about their nonsense" but I probably will never write one so..... never mind.
←Rate | 11-11-2010 11:38 by AT Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think the no passing notes at school policy should apply to teachers too.
←Rate | 10-07-2010 18:40 by AT Comments (0)  


   messageicon OH NO!!!! My purse is gone! How did they know where I keep it?
←Rate | 10-07-2010 11:46 by AT Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know your life is boring when happy hour is when the kids take a nap.
←Rate | 09-29-2010 11:39 by AT Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whatever the mind of man can conceive, it can achieve.
←Rate | 09-23-2010 20:17 by AT Comments (1)  


   messageicon Great!!! Bought a Powerball ticket and a pack of smokes. Total was $6.66. BOY, I sure feel lucky for tonight's drawing.
←Rate | 09-23-2010 20:16 by AT Comments (0)  



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