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He's Trump, not Moses. He can't part waters. Blaming him for the Texas flooding is complete nonsense.
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Why are you all still shooting off fireworks? It's July 8th for crying out loud! One of them flew off course and almost hit my Christmas tree!
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07-08-2025 13:16
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My idea of camping is a Motel 6 with a broken ice machine and no cable.
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07-05-2025 21:01
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If casual sex exists that implies the existence of ranked competitive sex
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07-04-2025 23:32 by
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A fun Independence Day depends on your number of dependents.
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"Diddy be giddy cause he be founded not gitty!" - The Ghost of Johnnie Cochran
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07-02-2025 14:48 by
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I had White Castle for dinner tonight. It was so good my butt gave them a big blowout review.
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06-30-2025 02:00
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Panties aren't the best thing in the world. But they're next to it.
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06-26-2025 21:41
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I'll never understand people saying "Rest In Peace" when someone dies. Of course they're resting in peace. They're dead.
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Hey, Dawn. Show us how well you clean dishes. We ain't got no oily duck.
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