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   messageicon I decided to start working out today. Practicing my jabs, hooks, and uppercuts for the day after Easter candy clearance sale!!
←Rate | 04-21-2019 20:11 Comments (0)  

   messageicon It wasn’t the hundreds of selfies with snapchat filters that bothered me that much. It was the fact she actually had bunny ears and freakishly oversized eyes when she showed up to dinner.
←Rate | 02-10-2019 16:31 by ScottyDon’t Comments (0)  

   messageicon My kid just found an Easter egg in the back yard, if you want to know how often I do yard work.
←Rate | 04-30-2018 15:31 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I turned out ok for a kid raised in large part by Bugs Bunny.
←Rate | 04-09-2018 15:19 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I already finished my chocolate bunny. Next year I want a chocolate moose.
←Rate | 04-03-2018 09:19 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I told my kids the Easter bunny is lazy...He didn't even cook or color the eggs and he hid them all in my fridge
←Rate | 04-02-2018 20:35 Comments (0)  

   messageicon How TF is Easter, April Fools, and Rent Due all on the same day?!
←Rate | 03-30-2018 12:06 by LaffnAtUSucka Comments (1)  

   messageicon Fun fact: Easter is April 1st. The last time Easter was on April 1st was in 1956. And the next time willbe 2029.
←Rate | 03-23-2018 23:57 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Since Easter sunday is also April fool's day as a April fool's prank. Besides dyeing raw eggs (That I mention in an earlies status) I also willbe substituting the candy choclate balls with chocolate covered brussel sprouts.
←Rate | 03-22-2018 22:27 by Jake Comments (1)  

   messageicon Easter is April 1st this year which is also April fool's day. So to celecrate both days together, I will be dyeing raw eggs this year.
←Rate | 03-09-2018 00:46 by Jake Comments (1)  

   messageicon To keep the kids occupied all day on Easter, only hide 3 eggs for the Earter egg hunt.
←Rate | 03-09-2018 00:35 by Jake Comments (0)  

   messageicon Fun At The Office Tip: Eat an Easter egg on the Friday after Easter, then wait for the employees to start an office pool named, "What crawled up your a$$ and died?"
←Rate | 04-17-2017 10:52 by Mick Comments (0)  

   messageicon Well Easter is almost over, just saw Walmart employees putting up Christmas Decorations......
←Rate | 04-16-2017 11:08 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Easter egg hunts are fun but, some kids always get their eggs stolen by others. Also, I'm not allowed on the field this year.
←Rate | 04-15-2017 02:24 Comments (0)  

   messageicon In the spirit of spring cleaning and Easter, I'm keeping the dust bunnies as decorations.
←Rate | 04-13-2017 18:59 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  

   messageicon There’s no such thing as a non-terrifying Easter bunny costume.
←Rate | 04-03-2017 00:13 by Zinc Comments (0)  

   messageicon One time in 6th grade me and my friend got to an Easter egg hunt early and switched all the candy in the eggs with mustard and ketchup.
←Rate | 04-03-2017 00:11 by Zinc Comments (0)  

   messageicon Oh good YouPorn put up all their Easter themed porn.
←Rate | 04-03-2017 00:11 by Zinc Comments (0)  

   messageicon Already rolling my eyes in preparation for the 4/20 snap chats I get on Easter.
←Rate | 04-03-2017 00:11 by Zinc Comments (0)  

   messageicon BREAKING: Trump cancels annual Easter Egg Roll, claims he "doesn't care for Chinese food".
←Rate | 03-19-2017 16:31 Comments (0)  


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