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   messageicon No New Year, No Groundhog, No Valintine, and now no New President. Holidays suck anymore.
←Rate | 02-19-2024 15:40 by Darkharbinger Comments (0)  


   messageicon Okay now that Christmas is over, I'm ready for summer!
←Rate | 12-30-2023 05:39 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon To get rid of unwanted junk during the holidays, put it in an Amazon box and leave it on the porch.
←Rate | 12-28-2023 05:43 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Funny Christmas
←Rate | 12-27-2023 22:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon After Christmas
←Rate | 12-27-2023 21:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I try my best to be a thoughtful husband. So, I surprised my wife with a new bag and belt for Christmas ! The old vacuum cleaner is gonna run like new now .
←Rate | 12-27-2023 11:38 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't forget to tip your food delivery drivers this Christmas as Santa is watching, who's also a delivery guy.
←Rate | 12-24-2023 15:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Like what about tall apartment buildings? Does Santa ride the elevator to each floor? How does he carry all the presents in one bag and how does he get into the apartments? I can't wrap my mind around it.
←Rate | 12-22-2023 19:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wrapping some Christmas presents and just want to say that if any of you get a really nice pair of scissors from me I need them back.
←Rate | 12-22-2023 19:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Merry Christmas offends you, then Merry Christmas.
←Rate | 12-22-2023 08:40 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  



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