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wondering...have you ever felt like a fire hydrant and all your friends were dogs?
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12-08-2009 14:56 by mullerman
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singing...I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go....
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12-10-2009 07:35 by mullerman
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says if you want to feel skinny, hang out with a group of fat people.
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12-14-2009 11:51 by mullerman
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thinks that friends are the most important part of your life. Treasure the tears, treasure the laughter, but most importantly, treasure the memories
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12-17-2009 12:44 by mullerman
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thinks Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.
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12-18-2009 22:43 by mullerman
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thinks a foolish husband gives his wife an old piano. A wise husband gives her an upright organ!
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12-22-2009 07:51 by mullerman
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poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
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12-22-2009 22:07 by mullerman
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says, forgive your enemies, but remember their names.
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12-25-2009 17:46 by mullerman
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A gas station is a place where you sometimes fill the car, but more often drain the kids
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12-30-2009 13:42 by mullerman
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says, I love work. I can sit and watch it all day.
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01-02-2010 13:03 by mullerman
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wants you to think of the word "Politics". Poly means "many" and "ticks" are blood sucking creatures.
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01-04-2010 21:02 by mullerman
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annoyed that he can't play UNO. The Mexican's keep stealing my green cards.
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01-07-2010 10:05 by mullerman
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thinks the most used sexual position amoung married couples is doggy style, the husband sits and begs and the wife rolls over and plays dead.
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01-19-2010 21:16 by mullerman
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just found out that Lindsey Vonn had her gold medal taken away by Obama. The reason is that he is going down hill faster than she did.
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02-19-2010 10:00 by mullerman
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wants you to remember the "Golden Rule"....whoever has the gold, makes the rules.
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05-05-2010 09:30 by mullerman
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“We don't stop laughing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop laughing”
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05-08-2010 22:11 by mullerman
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thinks that everyone has the ability of making someone happy, some by entering the room, others by leaving it.
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05-12-2010 08:28 by mullerman
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How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
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05-13-2010 10:21 by mullerman
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my cross-eyed teacher has a hard time keeping his pupils straight.
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05-16-2010 22:09 by mullerman
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loves long walks...especially when taken by people who annoy me.
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05-19-2010 23:26 by mullerman
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