mohayg Funny Status Messages

   The Queen just got out of the hospital from a gastroenterits.. I call it : "The Royal Flush"!

   Dear Mr President: Stop spraying manure everywhere, it now smells in Alaska

   Never buy my grandchildren's christmas presents in november. They really seem fun...and Christmas is in more than a month...oh what the heck: I have to try them. It's party time!

   thousands of guys want to go for a 1 way trip to Mars... I'm dreaming for a 1 way trip to Venus !