milsfinest Funny Status Messages

   Just once I wanna see a pregnancy test commercial where the female is like, "Aww, f**k..."

   women who dont wear underwear never get their panties in a bunch

   Boobs= not much ass, Ass= no boobs, Ass and Boobs= ugly face, Ass, boobs and nice face= Slut. You can never win

   gas gas gas gas gas gas gas gas gas gas gas STOP and now drop these motha$&@?!/ prices down!

   Haters are like crickets. Crickets make a lot of noise, you hear it but you can't see them. Then right when you walk by them, they're quiet. Dont be a cricket

   Ebonics 101:"Free my Ni**A"= although he did commit a crime that is against the law ..release him from jail because he is my friend

   If you have likes on all your pictures by the same person>>>>>>>you have a stalker

   Single women are the reason women are single

   If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive.. Take her to the Gas Station.

   Gas prices are about $4.95 a gallon and females still think a guy is coming over to just "Chill"

   it's officially ok to fkk in the car cause it's March Madness, it's a holiday

   this is the stat that never ends it goes on and on my friends someone started reading it not knowing what it was and they'll continue reading it forever just because

   If you have fake eyelashes,weave,make up, and drawn on eyebrows... you not a bad chick you a created player