hoosiergatorfan Funny Status Messages

   Damn! Ghadafi, now Kim Jong, I think Sunglass Hut is in real trouble 

   shocked to hear that R.E.M. just broke up, No wait, I was shocked to hear that they were still together to be able to break up. 

   guessing the men on the jury were confused when they were asked if they wanted to get Casey off

   uncertain of what the etiquette is here, I got Kim Jong Il's name in Secret Santa.

   waiting to see the FB pics from Casey Anthony going out tonight.

   just purchased one of those anti-bullying bracelets to show support, Okay, Fine I didn't buy it. I stole it from a short, fat, little Ginger kid

   a sneaking suspicion that we've read this before. if you read them here 5 or 10 pages ago odds are we did too.

   Google became a teenager today, so prepare yourself for it to become unreliable, moody, and unresponsive to your questions. Happy 13th BDay Google

   Snooki is coming out with her new line of perfume, for when you want to smell like shame, selt-tanner, and herpies.

   happy to see that Octomom's Today Show interview cut short by the space shuttle launch. Why is she still on the news? It's not like she killed one of them, did she?

   thinking I should write a book about living with A.D.D., because I love home renovation. #squirrel 

   at lunch and saw a Mexican guy with a mullet. Negocio in the front, fiesta in the back.

   second guessed over 80% of the decisions that I have made in life. Maybe 90%.

   been getting a lot of calls and texts about R.E.M.'s break up, relax people, it's not the end of the world as we know it.

   having Deja vu. I think I've read these on twitter before.

   He doesn't want to believe that someone as horrible as Gaddafi could have a comeback, but hell, the Smurfs did it. 

   stayed awake to watch the Daylight Savings countdown, and still up from all the excitement. #TheyDidntDropABall

   now that the NBA is back in action, it gives black guys a chance to dribble on something other than Lisa Lampanelli

   first it was Farrah Fawcett, then Michael Jackson, now Kim Jong Il. all of my bedroom wall poster idols are dead

   Meatloaf passed out at another concert, but wouldn't cancel the show. No he won't do that, oh no, he won't do that.