TJ Funny Status Messages

   lol at this persons profile http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363

   Breaking news: Facebook website is down for most users. Twitter will soon follow as it is overwhelmed by tweets asking "Is facebook down?"

   If you're not living on the edge you're taking too much space

   engineering the electricals.

   I'm filing my first joint return. No, I'm not getting married, I'm sending the IRS an actual joint with a note that says, 'If you think I'm paying for this war, you must be high.'" --Bill Maher

   "never on schedule, but always on time."

   trapped in the Facebook status message textbox; send help!

   not the droid you're looking for.

   taking over the world

   making friends and influencing people

   Warning: I break for lawn deer

   "has changed their status to ""drinking beer in the shower."" 9:03am"

   an unlicensed helicopter pilot.

   an office zombie: Bored to undeath

   known to cause cancer in the state of California

   harvesting paperclips from work

   doing the truffle shuffle

   the next contestant on The Price Is Right!

   chillin like a villain.

   "not the issue here, Dude."