Skedee Funny Status Messages

   Hookers dont like to snuggle..

   Textaphrenia- Hearing or feeling vibrations from texts that dpnt exist..

   Everyone seems normal.. Until you get to know them.

   To the people on FB who creep on the reg, yet never post anything and never comment on anything.. I know your out there, and I know your reading this..

   Ya win some, ya loose some.. But nothing is better than getting some!

   If you enjoy wasting time, then is it really time wasted?

   Women need a reason to have sex.. Men just need a place

   You can attract flies with honey, but you get more honeys if your fly!

   Pshh.. Nowadays I dont even trust people that dont have a FB

   Dear CAN, why are your books so much more $$ than mine? - US

   The second coolest thing ab a car charger is you can use it to lift your phone up when it slides between the seat..

   This valentines day is going to suck(period)

   Mann life would be so much easier if we just generated all of our food into farts and never had to poop..

   Good girls bend @ the knees.. Bad girls bend @ the waist..

   Leaving tha house to start todays blactivities!

   I dont like my women single.. I like my chicks in 2's