Sando Funny Status Messages

   If you take a muscle relaxer and a Viagra together you will end up a Gumby with a Pokey.....

   How many times can you be poked on FB before you're considered a Ho???

   You might have moves like Jagger....Me, at my age, have moves like jello!!

   Man am I tired, it's time to pretend I'm an air traffic controler...

   Woke up with a post it note on the end of my foot saying "Gone to market"...

   I made my man an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he...

   If he's truthful then I'm a one legged pirate......Does anyone see me with a parrot and a cracker??