Funny Status Message #16245

X I made my man an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he...
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←Rate | 03-04-2010 21:59 by Sando | Tags: Approved

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WTF?
Thursday March 4, 2010 @ 10:40 PM

Take matters into your own hands. Don't wait around! Sheesh.

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