Rollen Funny Status Messages

   Everyone on my Facebook is going for Mayweather or pacquiao, I'm going for the Baltimore mom!

   She's replying to all my text messages fairly quickly, I guess you can say things are getting pretty serious.

   Side chicks get the " oh yeah, happy new year." Text message today.

   She lost me at, "let's talk about that dress."

   Stephanie from Facebook hasn't uploaded another selfie in the past 15 minutes. I hope shes ok!

   Me and her are having a poking battle on Facebook, so you can say things are getting pretty serious.

   Does this "eating a lean cuisine on a Saturday night." Make me look single?

   Donald Trump go home you're drunk.

   "nice guys" always end up in the friendzone.....time to be an Ahole