MM740 Funny Status Messages

   My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood me when I said I wanna watch....

   You can tell a lot about a person by the music on their iPod.

   Thanks a lot Martin Luther my new LED toenail clippers won't be delivered tomorrow...

   So studies now show pot isn't as good for you as people thought. You can drop dead from smoking a Joint. Hell of a way to meet Bob Marley.

   "When covid Is over" Is starting to sound like "when the Dealls Cowboys win the Super Bowl.