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   messageicon Thanks for accepting my, "Friends? We don't even qualify as acquaintances." request.
←Rate | 07-17-2013 14:49 by mf Comments (0)  


   messageicon You older women who are impressed that 25 year olds are attracted to you... Newsflash: 25 year olds would sleep with a bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's Syrup if they could get her legs open.
←Rate | 07-12-2024 04:57 by MF Comments (0)  


   messageicon With all the bioengineering going on, why don't they cross egg-laying chickens with dairy cows? It'd save a step when making French toast.
←Rate | 06-27-2024 09:28 by MF Comments (0)  



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