Danmanz Funny Status Messages

   I heard Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian never really got into high school. Which is not surprising as to why a lot of dudes got into them.

   Dear FCC, We already know whats being shown and said behind those blurs and black rectangles. Sincerely Everybody

   Facebook 101: Seriously, if you've got something to say to someone, say it to them DIRECTLY. Don't post it on your wall for everyone else to see because no one else is interested, and people will just think you're a egotist.

   Considering their thousand-year old dirty little secret, I wonder if the Vatican gets Amber alerts?

   I find it suspicious that everyone's personal god has the same beliefs as they do.

   That nervous moment when we're at a Fiscal Cliff and Obama's campaign slogan is "Forward"

   What people call it the presidential debate, I call it the world's most expensive puppet show.

   Julian Assange(Wikileaks) gives private info. on corporations to you for free and he's the villain. Mark Zuckerberg gives your private info. to corporations for money and he's Man of The Year.

   If you want to lose "friends"....tell the truth.

   thank you for the thousands and thousands of reminders letting me know what today is. Good job Thanks!! Keep me posted!

   Seems like everything is going according to plan as usual. The media is distracting the public masses with Miley Cyrus, not seeing that the U.S. is gearing up for another useless war with Syria....'They' got you by the balls.

   Say NO to the Bathroom Duckface & Quacker Lips photo epidemic.

   Scrolling down your Facebook News Feed can sometimes be just like scrolling down the spam folder in your yahoo mail.

   Shopping for a minivan at a car show while you're married is like going to a strip club and looking at the DJ.

   When is the excessive use of the word 'swagg' going to die already. Getting tired of hearing it in every rap song. Bad enough people don't even know the true meaning of it.

   [Dear Teen/Young Adult/Rapper Who Sags Their Pants]: Do you even know the origin of that fashion statement?

   Women....why does your purse need a seat of it's own?

   So you go to college to get a job so you can have a job to pay for college. Then you spend all your time at work and end up with no time to live the life you're working for....Ok...interesting plan.

   You can keep your love, your trust is what attracts me.

   It's funny...they leave the vault doors wide open in banks but somehow have those .50 cent pens chained to the tables.