Abbybaby34 Funny Status Messages

   Got pulled over after making a wrong turn at a donut shop... The cop walked up to the window and said, "Do you know why I pulled you over?" Without hesitation I responded; "(pointing to the box) Cause you can smell it"

   Thongs are like barbed wire fences. They protect the property, but don't block the view.

   I put my facebook in her twitter then she was youtubing my google and I was going yahoo.

   I lost my balance crawling into bed and leaned my head on the ceiling to prevent from falling over.

   AbbyBaby Kurt New pregnancy test for black woman was just released on the market. Insert banana in vagina, then remove after 10seconds. If banana is half missin, there's another monkey on the way!!!

   Life is like art done in chalk, beautiful but temporary, enjoy it while possible.

   There are so many better reasons to riot other than hockey... like a shoe sale!

   Ladies, always keep a V-8 in your car in case you're pulled over so you can pour it over your crotch & say "I need a tampon please let me go."