Friday Funny Status Messages

   Friday!!! I’m so glad you are back. I’m sorry you had to see me with Monday-Thursday, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time.

   Today is Fat Tuesday, and of course, this being America, it will be followed by Even Fatter Wednesday, Obese Thursday and Fat-A$$ Friday.

   M̸o̸n̸, T̸u̸e̸s̸, W̸e̸d̸, T̸h̸u̸r̸s̸, Friday !!!!

   To whom it may concern, The inventor of thirsty Thursday obviously never had to work on friday...

   Black Friday is all the companies telling you they could sell their products at these prices everyday of the year....kinda reminding of us of how stupid we are and how greedy they are!!

   April is Alcohol Awareness Month and being Friday and all.... tonight I will make special plans to investigate alcohol all night long... Now that I have made you aware...I have done my part !

   Well, this is my favorite time of year! Coming up this weekend...on Friday and Saturday before super bowl, they will have the BEST free samples at Costco.

   Black Friday is the American version of running with the bulls

   Anyone that asks me to go shopping on Black Friday will be slapped.

   Between Black Friday and Cyber Monday, there is Sit on My Ass and Watch Football Sunday!

   Fear of Friday the 13th is called paraskavedekatriaphobia. Heck I'm just afraid of that word.

   Ok,,, I really like you Thursday, but it's Friday I truly love. It's not that I'm not happy when i'm with you, it's just that Friday does so much more for me!!!

   This week's weather forcast...Monday: Room Temperature Tuesday: Room Temperature Wednesday: Room Temperature Thursday: Room Temperature Friday: Room Temperature

   So you're going to the Black Friday sales? Didn't you say you were thankful for everything you had yesterday?

   Nothing ruins a Friday quicker than having to work the weekend. too.

   Just ironed a crease in these basketball shorts so I can wear them for Casual Friday.

   Thursday: Friday's younger, yet equally attractive sister

   When the story first broke…and the police said they couldn't figure out where Tiger was going at 2:30 Friday morning…was I the only one thinking, ‘Hello!?!?! Walmart!!!'

   Happy Friday the 13th!! Hockey mask... Check... Machete... Check...

   I keep having this recurring nightmare that lasts 8 hours a day, Monday through Friday.